Jenny Radical [Miss Jessie Ace Of Men™]

Until you stop writing pretentious little paragraphs explaining just how much you don't give a shit, no one will give a shit about you either =]
I'll tell you one thing, Fred, darling... I'd marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money?
I believe in fictitious characters from inaccurate portrayals of events that never actually happened.
My fashion sense is a bit of a train wreck :)
THE RETARDED RAMBLINGS
Amy: "I F**king Hate Shakespeare, He Should Die!"
Amy: "I Thought That The Pope Was A Jew And The Head Of All Religions?"
Felix: "My Dad Was A Crab, My Mum Was A Fairy."
Ms Manley: Ah, hello Phil, we just had a very detailed conversation about 'lovejuices'.
Magic Man: Pick a number between 5 and 10
Tania: *very excited* TWO!
Magic Man: Between 5 and 10!?
Tania: YAH!
Josh: you're like a malteser, but not cause you're blonde as well...so you're a...a...*thinks for ages*....Milk Bottle! *looks really proud, then looks really stupid...*
Kieron: It's cause he was born in the 50's...
Lizy: I hope I'm never that young!
Felix: *Whilst Kissing Tania* "You taste Like Beef!"
Tristan: *In Retard Voice* "I Have To Carry A Spare Pair Of Socks Around Because Sometimes I Forget To Swallow So I Dribble On My Feet And My Socks Get Wet!"
Tania: *Completely Seriously* "I HAVE TO DO THAT TOO!"
Jenny: I'm really paying attention in sociology at the moment!
Amy: Yeh, but I don't like this new topic...
Jenny: What topic???
Jenny: I love you Josh *smiles*
Phil: I'm just saying he's a big...gay...man.
Ms Manley: You might have fabulous sex with an old person!
Class: *stunned*
Harry: Amy is abandoning me for...
Amy: IDYLLWILD!
Harry: I'm just going to have to masturbate for 2 weeks now!
Amy and Jenny: *stunned*
Becky: Would you rather a dog than a child?
Ms Manley: Yes
Alex: but you can't ride a dog!
Phil: ...you can't ride a child Either!!
Josh: Looking So Cool On The Wii

And he's totally amazing and he makes me happy, and keeps me entertained which is an achievement not to be taken lightly as I have a really short attention spa-
=]
he's just a bit perfect really
x
"It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen."
I'm not particularly talented, but I'm damn good at pretending I am :)