Don't look at my blogs, they're shite
This is me and my trademark "is it too thick? how can it can both straight and curly? why do i have the urge to rub my hands all through it?" ginger hair.
This is me in Paris. Behind me is Sage, Griffin, Barrie, Penk & Tom. Together, we make up 75% of Team Love, and 100% of The Ralphs.
[Don't worry, my luscious hair is no longer at this ridiculous length. It's more an in-between of both this and the former photograph, but more importantly, it is better than yours]
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My name is Adam Doyle, and I can be very, very vain at times. However, I am not vain like those people who are actually pretty and flaunt it in your face, I'm vain in a more "Oh, he maybe vain, but look at his face. Bless. Leave him to his own thing, he's no threat to us"
I am, though, a kind and ultimately HILARIOUS person who has foolishly decided to do Film Production at uni. Oh God, why? Why?!
A special mention goes to Bev. A mention of my own free will, I was not forced to do this.
My (very honest) hobbies include sleeping, eating, procrastinating, listening to music, attention-seeking, thinking, supporting Everton FC, looking at peoples myspace's/facebook's/msn profile's, women (they're just boss, aren't they?), peeing outside, being patroitic, taking photographs (but I am not a photographer), arsing around, playing football, pretending I'm musically/lyrically talented and that I'm in a band, going to town, getting 'A' or 'B' grade essays back from tutors, watching television, being pretentious about films, getting paid, playing poker, wearing suits, playing computer games (PES especially), the comedy of 1980s Bill Murray, dreaming, eating junk food, and finally, drinking lots and lots and lots of alcohol, be it in the form of beer, tequila, (white) wine or cider.
Oh, yeah, I should point out that I'm a part-time Superhero. I can fly, make myself (but sadly not my clothes) invisible and I can shoot lasers from my fingers. If you are in trouble and require one or two or all three of these powers, call me on 0151-555-LAMB. I go by the name 'The Hero Formerly Known as Adam'.
I am 20, and I am very afraid.
I also cannot live without my iPod, and cease to function correctly the times it has broken.
Things I Dislike
o Being bad at guitar and singing :(
o Being too paranoid for a normal human being (seriously, don't laugh and then look at me, I'll just kill myself)
o Getting KB'd by girls/bouncers/interviewers/uni's
o Waking up to NO texts
o Not having huge dildo's in my anus!
o Spiders (why does something need so many legs?! Snakes don't even have one!)
o People who are rude and elitist