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Barker.

There, but for the grace of God, go I

About Me



My name is Hayley, but i'm generally known as 'Barker' in most circles.
My claim to fame is having seen every episode of The X-files, known to man.

14 and 5
'Schnuffle face'
Eszett.
Engine Lane, tough enough?
& "John Barnes" in general.

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My Interests

Intelligence.
England.
Liverpool F.C.
Team Crumbo.
My bath.
Night driving.
Fields.
Pub Quizzes.
25th of June 2006

JET BET: The genius creation of Adam Doyle and I. First to complete the requirements wins a tenner.

I'd like to meet:



Dylan Moran is my idol.
He makes me love life. He is the love of my life.

"You know i'm fucking fantastic, i've just had the best day ever. I haven't got time to tell you about it, because there's a garden party and you can't come."

"I wouldn't even notice it, not from these spineless, 'lick-spittling', 'palseyed', egg white, excuses for human beings."

♠

Henry V
James Hetfield
The Marquis De Sade
Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy
Lestat de Lioncourt
Richard Harris
William Shakespeare
Fox Mulder ♥ & Dana Scully

Music:

Metallica
Rammstein

At the moment...

A perfect circle
The Beatles
The Berzerker
Daphne loves Derby
David Bowie
Deftones
The Dillinger escape plan
Glassjaw
Goon Moon
The Libertines
Machine Head
Marilyn Manson
Nine inch nails
Pantera
Pink Floyd
Queen
See You Next Tuesday
Sikth
Slipknot
Todd Rundgren
Tool
Type O Negative

Movies:

Kingpin
Team America
Dead Poets Society
Requiem for a dream
Quills
Queen of the damned
Camelot
Predator
Aliens
The English Patient
Shakespeare in love
Some voices
Garden State
A clockwork orange
The Silence of the lambs
Lost in translation
Platoon
The Usual Suspects
The Departed
Kenneth Branagh's Henry V & Hamlet
Casino Royale
Big Fish

Television:

The X-files
Californication
Flight of the Conchords
Blackpool
Black Books
Sex and the city
Max & Paddy's road to nowhere
The Friday night project
Miami Ink
The Office
The Storyteller
Top gear
Scrubs
Inside the actors studio
The Paul O'Grady Show
Anything with Gordon Ramsey in it

Books:

Wuthering Heights
On the Western Circuit
The Shawdow of the wind
The English Patient
The importance of being Earnest
Some of William Blake's poetry
Alice's adventures in Wonderland
All of Shakespeare's works

Heroes:

My Dad. I owe him everything that I am and have.

Spotteswoode:

"Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?"

King Arthur.
Henry V.
Mulder & Scully

Alexander Akimov
Vladimir Pravik

Megaman

My Blog

Birthday present.

[My 19th birthday present off Adam Doyle, written by the man himself.]Hayley, you are nineteen Better than I have been We were the only ones freed (?) Which makes me feel Oh so wrong Hayley, oh, Hayle...
Posted by Barker. on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

Liverpool.

There are places I remember All my life, though some have changed Some forever not for better Some have gone and some remain All these places had their moments With lovers and friends I still can reca...
Posted by Barker. on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:34:00 PST

A night at the races

The runners for the 'notify your next of kin' chase.27th of April 2007.12. Becks Beauty  8/1 (P. Reilly)Kept fresh since beating several of his National rivals in the Krazyhouse on Boxing da...
Posted by Barker. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

'That' Sefton Pub Crawl.

[Proper rushed this, so it'll be littered with every spelling mistake under the sun, but it's just so we can get it down while we've still got some brain cells which remember yesterday.]Kicked off at ...
Posted by Barker. on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:39:00 PST

The 'Wilcox can't go to America foundation'

'Cunnnttt. It's a miraculous word...cunt' ...
Posted by Barker. on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

Friends applaud the comedy is over.

I remember vaguely, sitting in the homely and inviting settings of the Hare & Hounds pub on Sunday the 6th of August. I had £2:00 to my name, having just forked out a mere 60 English pence for my ...
Posted by Barker. on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:11:00 PST

This one's for the BAFTA.

The question proposed was simple - 'If you were to wake up in the middle of the night and find a ghost standing in your doorway, what would your reaction be?' So the obvious unoriginal ideas...
Posted by Barker. on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 09:43:00 PST