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Chris

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About Me

Just your average joe without a life. I enjoy, reading, writing, painting, drawing, sculpting, and I like but cant make music. I like hiking, long walks, moonlit nights, starry skys and the ocasional rum and coke ^^
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"
You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 95%
Romance - 36%
Self - Control - 49%
Kissing - 84%
Cuddling - 81%
Kinkiness - 98%
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comIDK how true I think that is :P
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?But But BUT! I hate those movies!
Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 100%
Envy: 80%
Gluttony: 80%
Lust: 80%
Greed: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Pride: 40%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 71%
You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot. How Sinful Are You?
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 58%
Romance - 35%
Self - Control - 48%
Kissing - 29%
Cuddling - 58%
Kinkiness - 92%
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My Interests


Gay-O-Meter
Name
Age
Pick One
Pick A Movie
Pick A Beverage
Gayness - 70%

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Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.

You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?
You're a Depressed Drunk
You know that distinct taste of tears and vodka real well. What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Lucifer. The most misunderstood of all the
ArchAngels, you're most like the ArchAngel of
Light. You've seen the darkside and have
opted for something better. You need better
press, though chances are no one will really
understand your motives.

Which ArchAngel are you most like?
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I'd like to meet:

Um Other nice people to talk to? I thought this was just a website not a dating service... unless your a wealthy man who is looking to have his bank account depleted on buying me an island... Which Black Company Character Are You.
You are Soul Catcher.
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The Wack-Job: Wow. You defined craziness. You would probably
enjoy hanging out with Courtney Love a lot.
You have managed to develop every social
disorder possible. You're addicted to sex,
booze, drugs, and destruction-of things,
people, but mainly yourself. While, you are
the life of the party, you probably need to
get some sort of psychiatric help.Your opposite is: The Well-adjustedYou're most compatible with: The Misfit, The
Wack-Job

What type of gay man are you?
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Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?Woohoo!! go me!
Your Stripper Song Is
The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang

"Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about"

When it comes to dancing, you let your freak flag fly! What Song Should You Strip To?.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which South Park adult(s) are you most like?
Mr. Garrison & Mr. Slave
You are a disturbingly and openly sexual... to the point where you'll shove things up someone's butt infront of a class of schoolchildren.

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Music:

Techno, radio, trance, "soft rock", metal anything really but Rap and country

Movies:

Anything with sigourney weaver

Television:

Cartoons! Cartoons! and er mammas family

Books:

Ann mcCaffrey, Julie E. Czerneda, Glen Cook, um the lady who writes anita blake series and anything horror/fantasy and sci-fi

Heroes:

My momgame removed do to annoying sound

My Blog

population explosion

So my fish had more babies.. . and more babies... and more... and more... and now I am out of room... or I would be if the adults didn't catch on to the fact that when the green net is in the tank, th...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:31:00 PST

My Glasses...

So, I'm wearing my new glasses and everything is just fine... until the lights are off... Then the glasses pick up any light source that they can and bend the light throughout the shades.  Think ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:41:00 PST

My eyes!!!

Holy crap I can see!!! And it itches!!! So I went down and got my eyes examined.. good news within a week or two I shall have glasses.  Even better news, I got my first pair of contacts for free!...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:17:00 PST

Why I wouldnt be surprised to be fired...

So, today at work I had a meeting with my boss.  At said meeting the florecent lights really bugged me and I had to keep rubbing my eyes to the point one of them started tearing up all down my ch...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:44:00 PST

Going postal

The thrill of christmas has never seemed that thrilling to me.  Dont get me wrong, I like getting presents.  It's just that I dont like to get up early.  Even though my siblings always ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:36:00 PST

I banged a porn star because Im a pimp...

Pick the month you were born in1 - I ate2 - I jumped3 - I RAN NAKED WITH4 - I needed5 - l ran shirtless with6 - I cuddled with7 - I smoked with8 - I banged9 - I shot10 - I robbed11 - I stabbed12 - I k...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:08:00 PST

My new job

So my dreams of college fell through.  I'd cry except I get over things rather fast... I got a new job working at the state, where I get paid as much as you'd get just comming out of college.&nbs...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:58:00 PST

scholarship

not much to say, cept I got my 1k scholarship to UAS YAY me
Posted by Chris on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

Job hunting

Ok, so I have started job hunting, because, lets face it, crafts for tourists just doesn't pay the bills.  Here's hoping that someone out there will hire me, because I want some good old fas...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:46:00 PST

my book

So, I have been working on rewriting my novel...Which is going fairly well in my not so humble opinion.  I have gotten a lot of work done on the first part, in fact I have typed up fifty+ pages.&...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:08:00 PST