Damned spiders... |
For the last couple months, all of my dreams are about spiders...Instead of having to Google the meanings each time, I'm just posting this here for my own benefit. Pay no mind to this blog and just ca...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:19:00 PST |
Check out this event: My Birthday Bashhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Hosted By: Derek DouglasWhen: Friday Feb 23, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: Sky Mania and then....????4915 Steptoe StreetLas Vegas, NV 89122United StatesDescription:Derek Douglas Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:22:00 PST |
10 Reasons Why Matthew Dean Is A Doo Doo Brain |
#10. The guy goes out and gets a "lady friend". Everybody knows that once a guy gets in a relationship, he becomes a total fag! What guy in his right mind would want to spend time with a GIRL?! FAG! #...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:49:00 PST |
If Myspace Were real life... |
Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world. You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8 and people would bitch like you werent friends anymore if you chang...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:36:00 PST |
Questionare...Please fill out. Thanks. |
Questionnaire from Juliet: Copy this and fill in the answers... 1.Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickna...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 09:54:00 PST |
Nut punching fun at Ra Sushi! |
So a guy is at a bar with friends... talking, laughing and having a good time. With his back turned, he accidentally bumps into a girl's chest. Upon doing this, he turns to say "I'm sorry". The girl g...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 06:03:00 PST |
Trying to pick up a hottie or a stud on MySpace? |
Trying to pick up a hottie or a stud on MySpace? Get a fucking life. In 99% of the cases, the bro or ho you are talking to is either a 63 year old man with a gut and bad breath, or a 45 year old singl...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Who's hitting the Warped tour with me? |
WARPED TOUR IN SAN DIEGO
Who's up for a Roadtrip on Thursday June 30th?!
My Chemical Romance
The Transplants
Dropkick Murphys
The Offspring
Senses Fail
MXPX
Atreyu
Billy Talent
Tsunami B...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Do you wash your hands after you do the deed? |
Let's talk about bathroom etiquette. One of my biggest pet
peeves is when I see a guy walk into the bathroom, hold his trouser snake, piss
for 3 minutes, cork it back up, flush the piss covered toile...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
America has lost it's fucking mind... |
For the first day in my life, I am NOT proud to be American. I'm fucking disgusted. Disgusted to the point where I actually have the urge to vomit. I'm disgusted to the point where I'm actually consid...
Posted by Derek Diggler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
