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About Me

Another struggling writer, successful student, unfortunately circumstanced and rebellious young adult trying to find his niche. If you actually read my blog you are helping in the pursuit of one man's happiness.

My Interests

bicycles, brakes, future cameos, pop culture, rare trivia, good stories, ideas and not events, but events and not people, opinions, experience, and sharing

I'd like to meet:

Jefree Starr and AMY WINEHOUSE

Music:

extra golden, feist, fleet foxes, explosions in the sky, boris, sure maybe that other band too, the one that you think rules but I forgot to list it here, them also

Movies:

WES ANDERSONMICHEL GONDRYCUARAZONSPIKE JONZESergio LEoneReservoir DogsKing of Kong

Television:

LOST LOST LOST LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IF YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME...

Books:

The Great Gatsby, The Sun Also Rises, Old Man and the Sea, extremely loud and incredibly close, the stranger, dharma bums

Heroes:

so that's wht I'm missing in my life...good to know

My Blog

Voided Love and the Valleys of Regret

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Call it the curse of the creative but every girl I have been romantically entangled with has been utterly fucked up. Dat...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:11:00 PST

another email attempt

Please please pretty please post me in your publication This is a 2000 word piece that I just finished It rules and it's edgy racy observative unabashed It is R rated but this is college&...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:28:00 PST

The Date Better Written

The Date Better Written I once told a former attractive female roommate before a subsequent eccentric male roommate burned down her l...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:53:00 PST

third try, here we go

I was in class recently and had to write a make believe essay on anything and then read it in class (I chose newspaper article in a world where you can say whatever you'd like). Silly exercise to say ...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:43:00 PST

The gay-word (see also n-word)

Being a heterosexual male nowadays is getting progressively more difficult. Gayness has found both subtle and conspicuous ways into mainstream culture. Take Will and Jack and Lloyd and Clay and all th...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:29:00 PST

email attempt two: DA

I am Journalism pre-major with ambitions to write for Rolling Stone and Time magazine. I am embarassed by your publication and am considering transferring to a school with a better hands on team of jo...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:25:00 PST

IT’s Hard Being American

Starbucks is a great place to make money - especially if Howard Schultz isn't the one paying. Spending a stifling afternoon in the Hillcrest 5th Ave. location last Saturday proved to be a rewarding ex...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:46:00 PST

letter to the editor

The Daily Aztec seems willing to publish and print just about any rubbish sandwiched between periodic punctuation. This may come as a...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:50:00 PST

Shoplifting!!!!!

Silver Spoon and the Golden Earplugs I absolutely loved Wynona Ryder in all, zero, movies I can remember her being in. I also loved ...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:35:00 PST

Satisfaction

I just dyed my moustache with Jason. It was an intimate bonding experience.Rubbing vaseline on a good friend's lips and face before brushing his stache lightly with a toothbrush teeming with cheap bla...
Posted by War-On-Da-Nile on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:37:00 PST