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queer eye for the straight guy

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About Me

And now a moment of subtle narcissim. Keenan: A male Irish name which means "Little Wise One". Keenan is an anglicization of the Irish name Cianán. The name derives from keening, which is the historical practice of singing a lament at Irish funerals; endless thanx to Mom and Dad for having such creative ingenuity, impeccable name choosers.
Supporting details: I sicerely adore wikipedia.org. I consume more condiments than you do water. I despise television. I don't litter. I write stories you might read one day. I own a stray cat, named her Luna, and when she kneads into my finest garments, i feel grateful that she is complacent. I am entertained everwhere I go by the culture of crunk. I spent close to a year reading books, researching websites, and watching documentaries that debunk what most Americans believe happened on 911, and why we are constantly at war. I have big dreams, cause no small dream will stir a man's soul. I iron my sheets, have a chronologically organized closet, and keep a cleaner house than your mom. I own a Rolex GMT-Master II that my father gave to me. I can reflect as wee lad it on his wrist. It is, without doubt, my most prized possession. I am indoranately discombobulated that stupid is "in". I love my friends and family more than they will ever be aware of. I am in a serious relationship with my guitar. I don't fancy saying "I" much, what's your story?
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My Interests

skateboarding, playing guitar/drums/bass/mandolin/violin/baby grand piano/keyboard/whatever's available, writing/recording/playing music, trying my best to acknowledge the over-looked, traveling, making new friends, thrift stores, vintage shops, listening to and downloading buttloads of music, learning something new everyday and applying that knowledge to better my life, C walking, slow/swing/ballroom/tango/salsa/pop dancing, dive bars, big elaborate words, coral reefs, marine life, deep sea/lake fishing, sailing, offshore boating in 6 foot swells at over 100 mph, city lights (especially reflected off water), long deep intimate conversations, charity work, road trips (solo or with company), discovering more and more of what the world is really about, golfing, breathing cold mountain-pine-tree-nee air, reason, pro-tools, modern architecture, political disputes, religious disputes, kick-back parties, rediculously big parties, shindigs, laughing till my eyes water, my stomach hurts and i can't stand anymore, famous quotes, forehead kisses, tropical forrests, extreme off-roading, sunsets...better yet sunrises, listening to understand the way people think and feel, plays, operas, musicals, singing at the top of my lungs, cooking, staying fit, glaring at the stars, old/new video games, attending seminars and conventions, low profile shoes, peg-leg jeans, aviators, spider monkeys, flying squirrels, marmosets, fiji water, smartwater, shows/gigs/concerts/whatever, dirty martini's, candle lit dinners, sleeping in, indie films, foreign films, seeing more in people than they see in themselves, 3 piece suits, french cuff-link shirts, skate shops, girls that smile a lot, sculptures, monet, salvador dali, jean michael basqiat, picasso, inside jokes, eating healthy, golf hats, sushi, turntables, apricot scrub, ebuams, german beers, wikipedia, worldatlas.com, white sandy beaches with crystal clear water, airports, trainstations, bus-stops, clydesdales, BBQ's, stand up comedy, late nights @ denny's & D-Toc, giving safe-looking hitch-hikers rides, giving dangerous-looking hitch-hikers rides, reading, cuddling, the rain, long distance running, angelina's italian kitchen, cats that love attention, cheap wine, expensive wine, nissan skylines, wrx's, porsche gt's and 996's, the sound of blow-off valves, formula one racing, the world rally championship, nhra/drag racing, touring car circuits, the long beach grand prix, gran turismo, hiking, camping, dog-sledding, giving back and foot massages, big crunchy dill pickles, going to blackmarket practices, talking to crazy people, learning about the products that kill you slowly that corporate america tries (and succeeds) to sell you every day ie aspartame/splenda, abstract art, impressionist art, surrealist art, keeping a safe distance from mainstream media so i don't become a drone, 7-layer burritos, breakdowns, bridges, structure, 3 part harmonies, humungoid tweeked out kickflips, giving homeless people beer change, spending quality time with friends and family, spending quality time with people that don't have anyone to spend quality time with, puppy breath, playing: soccer, basketball, darts, badminton, foozeball, air-hockey, pickle-ball, pool, horse-shoes, ping-pong, raquet-ball. transworld, thrasher, active, blender, filter, ccs, alarm, anything teriyaki, snowboarding, snowskating, wakeboarding, wakeskating, rockclimbing, white-water rafting, etc. oh, and i also think our government is evil and theocratic; i'll get to that...

I'd like to meet:

People that smile back. Someone I can actually talk to about things that actually matter. The "not so predictable". The goteeless. The awake. The Non-Brovish. The inquisitve. The intriguing. The inspirational. Conflicted circus folk. Old bearded fisherman. Unretired alcoholics. Broken, overwieght construcion workers. Vicoden addicted defense attorneys. Common senseless degree owners. Irrational thinking writers. Rant indulgent imaginative directors. Patient detailed cinematograpers. Anyone that uses words that I don't understand; basically anyone who is smarter/wiser than I am (everyone). Musicians. Homeless musicians. Movie buffs. Callipygians. Passionate artists. Humble/pure/caring/genuine people. A down to earth, smart, eclectic, sincere, adventurous, funny, super-sarcastic girl that can make me laugh repeatedly & will allow me to make her the happiest person alive. The real you...

Music:

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, A Perfect Circle, AFI, Alkaline Trio, At the Drive In, A Tribe Called Quest, Adair, Adhesive, Air, Archers of Loaf, The Album Leaf, Atmosphere, American Football, The Arcade Fire, The Beatles, Björk, Broken Social Scene, Bright Eyes, Bloc Party, Bad Religion, Blink 182, Beastie Boys, Bach, Belle & Sebastian, Boy Sets Fire, The Bravery, Big L, Ben Harper, Blackilicious, Built to Spill, Brooklyn Funk Essentials, Catch 22, Chuck Berry, Cigar, Circa Survive, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Craig's Brother, Cursive, The Cure, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, Communique, Dance Hall Crashers, De La Soul, Dialated Peoples, Dinasour Jr., Death Cab For Cutie, Death From Above 1979, The Decemberist, Desert City Soundtrack, Desaparecidos, Digable Planets, DJ Herbal Nightmare, The Dandy Warhols, The Doors, David Bowie, Eric Clapton, Einstürzende Neubauten, The Eels, Eisley, Elliott Smith, The Faint, The Futureheads, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Face to Face, Frou Frou, Frank Sinatra, Finch, Five Iron Frenzy, Fugazi, Gang Starr, Ghoti Hook, Green Day, The Good Life, (old) Genesis, Gift of Gab, The Get Up Kids, The Grouch, Guttermouth, Heiroglyphics, Her Space Holiday, The Happy Mondays, Hot Rod Circuit, Head Automatica, The Hives, Hot Hot Heat, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Illusive, Interpol, Ignite, Iron and Wine, Jimmy Eat Word, Journey, Jude, Jurassic 5, Joy Electric, Joy Division, Jets To Brazil, Jack Johnson, Johnny Cash, The Killers, Kenna, Kepler, Knapsack, Kasabian, Lagwagon, Living Legends, Mae, mewithoutyou, My Chemical Romance, My Bloody Valentine, Michael Jackson, Murder by Death, Metallica, Method Man, Minus the Bear, Moby, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, Madonna, Motion City Soundtrack, MxPx, My Superhero, Mozart, Mando Daio, Millencolin, The Mars Volta, Melee, Mogwai, Mono, Muse, The Music, My Morning Jacket, Nightmare of You, No Use For A Name, NOFX, Notorious Big, Notwist, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Order, Now It's Overhead, Nirvana, Norpain(Rip), Ol' Dirty Bastard(Rip), Orbital, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Placebo, The Postal Service, Pennywise, Pedro the Lion, The Pharcyde, The Pixies, Pivit, Pinback, Pulley, Prodigy, Propagandhi, Prince, Primus, Queen, Q & Not You, Queens of the Stone Age, The Roots, Radiohead, Rilo Kiley, Rancid, Refused, Rise Against, Red Hot Chile Peppers, Rufio, Saybia, Silverstein, The Stills, The Strokes, Sparta, Smashing Pumpkins, The Secret Machines, The Shins, The Sounds, The Smiths, Slick Shoes, Stereophonics, Souls Of Mischief, Spooks, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Sigur Ros, Sage Francis, Strung Out, Steely Dan, Superchunk, Swollen Members, Supertones, Tegan & Sara, Travis, These Arms Are Snakes, TV On the Radio, Thrice, Thursday, Tool, Ted Leo, Three Mile Pilot, The Used, Unwritten Law, Underoath, U2, The Vines, Value Pac, The Vandals, Vodoo Glow Skulls, Velvet Underground, The Veils, Vendetta Red, The Who, Ween, The Velvet Teen, The Walkmen, Weezer Wilco, Wu-Tang, Yo La Tengo, Yellowcard, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zero 7, and more...

Movies:

Roger Dodger, Mind the Gap, 24 Hour Party People, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, L4yer Cake, Human Traffic, Mean Machine, He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, Crash, Door in the Floor, Frenzy, Animal Factory, We're Not Home Anymore, Syriana, Capote, The Beach, Life is Beautiful, A Day at the Races, Mambo Manhattan, The Big Lebowski, Brain Candy, Love Liza, Almost Famous, Thank You For Smoking, Thumbsucker, Prozac Nation, Napolean Dynamite, Vanity Fair, Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, The City of Lost Children, (Jean Paul Juenet=master mind) Donnie Darko, Gangs of New York, The Godfather, Scarface, Casino, Goodfellas, Closer, Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind, Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead, Garden State, Ghost World, Poolhall Junkies, Pie, Star Wars, Casa Blanca, The FIRST Matrix, Boondock Saints, Momento, Dazed and Confused, Brazil, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (anything directed by Terry Gilliam is nuts), Monty Python everything, Top Gun, Jerry Maguire, Viva Las Vegas! Eddie Murphy "Delirous" and "Raw", 48 Hours, the Beverly Hills Cop Series, the Die Hard triology, Fast Times, Suicide Kings, Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma (pretty much anything Kevin Smith), Eulogy, Pushing Tin, High Fidelity, Empire Records, The Yes Men, Bowling for Colomnbine, Permanent Midnight, Stir of Ehoes, The Way of the Gun, Vanilla Sky, Belly (most Artisan films are really good), Goonies, most Disney Movies, Step into Liquid, Endless Summers, Dogtown and Z-boys, Made, Old School, Elf, Zoolander, Anchorman, Swingers, anything written by John Favrou, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Mr. Deeds, Joe Dirt, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Anger Management, Little Nicky, Punch Drunk Love, Get Shorty, Anylize This/That Talk to Her, House of Flying Daggers, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Promise, Phone, City of Lost Souls, Magnolia, Oceans 11, Boiler Room, Good Will Hunting, Primal Fear, Rounders, Keeping the Faith, Death to Smoochy, Red Dragon, 25th Hour, The Italian Job, The Score, Fight Club, American History X (Ed Norton is my all-time favorite actor), the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter, Willow, Labyrinth, Blow, Edward Scissor Hands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Princess Mononoke, Steam Boy, Akira, Se7en, True Romance, A River Runs Through It, Seven Years in Tibet, Meet Joe Black (guys like Brad Pitt too) Airheads, Romeo and Juliet, Moulin Rouge! (Baz Luhrmann is genius), Twelve Monkeys, 21 Grams, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Four Rooms (I LOVE Quinten Terantino films), Bottle Rocket (the Wislon brothers are amazing), Rushmore, The Royal Tennenbalms, The Life Aquatic, (anything directed/written by Wes Anderson), Lost in Translation, I 3 Huckabees, anything directed by Spike Jones: Adaptation, Being John Malkovich. Okay...i could fill this page up, but these are some favorites.

Television:

is a network of greed and glamour that will murder your fragile soul if you aren't careful. big $$$, media controlling the sheep. the evening news: you can't stop the inevitable i.e. murders, rape/hate crimes, traffic accidents, natural distasters, etc. people that watch the evening news every night end up fearing the world, their neighbors, eventually themselves. this nation wants you to be afraid, and dumb. read a newspaper...or at least watch discovery or history, cretins

Books:

Ernest Hemingway, John Steinbeck, Dan Faulk, Stephen Covey, John Case, Hunter S. Thompson, Dan Faulk, V. . .

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