Saddam's Cat
My father was born the day before Halloween, my mother the day after Christmas. I believe this has had some sort of cosmic effect on me that has caused me to develop into a person who is usually at either ends of any given specturm. In other words I contradict myself, alot. Too many contradictions to list here.
I am obsessed with symmetry and try to find patterns in numbers, letters and designs. I'm the kind of person who gets a little turned on at the thought of alliteration in a sentence. I try to make algebraic formulas out of the characters on the license plates of the cars in front of me when I drive. When I see a sign, I want to rearrange the words so that it says something dirty, like "Home of the $50 hand brake job."
I remember tons of random useless crap from when I was a kid. Like the freaky kid next door who was only about two-and-a-half-years-old, wore only a diaper, and used to tell me he was going to kill me, and I would believe him. I was about seven at the time. Also, this stop-animation singing orange used to sing on a segment of Sesame Street used to scare the living crap out of me. Sheesh! To think of it now still gives me the creeps! Fuckin' singing orange! I want to make some heavy pulp OJ out of it! Aarrgghh!!!
I have an irrational fear of zombies. I dream about the living dead ALL the damn time. Why? I don't know!! I am terrified of them, yet the dead, and corpses, fascinate me. I believe there is a part of myself that I am not fulfilling and my subconscious is trying to tell me that I need to pay attention to that part of me that I've allowed to die. I wish it would just send me an e-mail or a Western Union message or something because this zombie nightmare crap is for the birds.
Despite this, I feel I'm just a normal person. But that's just my opinion. Thanks for reading.
I'm into old 80's cartoons, I love He-Man, The Muppets, anything by Jim Henson, anything having to do with mythology and supernatural folklore.
Gary Larson is a genius!
People who interest me:
My family (of course), Dane Cook, Zach Braff, Gael Garcia Bernal, Carlo Massi, Zak Spears, Tim Burton, Tim Rice, Dr. Kinsey, Shakespeare, Gene Rodenberry, anyone who's good at photoshop, Lewis Black, Stephen Colbert, Jack Black, Umm...this is a whack-ass list. I'll update it soon.
I'd like to meet:
...down-to-earth, positive, funny, creative, interesting people. 'Nuff said. Your degree, medals, shoes, and emotional issues don't impress me. We're not in Oz!
Music:
Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Depeche Mode, The Beatles, Michael Jackson (Classic), Pet Shop Boys, Green Day, Scissor Sisters, No Doubt, Moby, September, Kaiser Chiefs, U2, Michael Buble, All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, The Killers, Modest Mouse, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Paul Oakenfold, Benny Bennasi, No Doubt and anything dance, retro, electronica or alternative rock.
Movies:
Star Wars, Star Trek, Donnie Darko, Batman movies, The Dark Crystal, Gremlins, Disney's The Lion King, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., Beauty and the Beast, Back to the Future, Steel Magnolias, Poltergeist, 28 Days Later, 16 Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Night of the Living Dead, Land of the Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Alien, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Brokenhearts Club, Chicago, Evita, porn!
Television:
Six Feet Under, Workout, Will & Grace, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Seinfeld, Golden Girls, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Darkside, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, That 70's Show
Books:
Those square thingys with pages in them? I like picture books. I'd be lying if I told you I love to read books. I can never find one that appeals to me. Yet I read the Internet all day long. So i'm not illiterate. In school, I loved Edgar Allan Poe, Shakespeare, mostly English writers. American writers just didn't do it for me. Issaac Asimov and Ray Bradbury are cool also.
