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ben has the best meat in the city

About Me

i am cooler than anyone you now know or will ever know. including you.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Gandhi, Shakespeare, Jimi Hendrix

My Blog

An open letter to Old Navy:

I HATE YOU! if i have to hear your commercial tell me to get my "fash' on" one more time i'm going to kill someone. i hope whoever came up with that commercial gets hit by a bus. similarly, i also...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 16:11:00 GMT

i see london, i see france . . .

alright, so we moved into our new place a week ago and its freakin' awesome. we've got tons of room, gimungous high ceilings, cool brick walls (on the inside. . .wowy wow wow wow!), full kitchen and ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:10:00 GMT

as dreams take flight on concrete wings

we're moving out of this crap shack jimmy and i have called home for the past year. no more rats. no more roaches. no more bombed-out, gutted buildings just sitting there waiting to collapse and br...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:56:00 GMT

this is getting ri-freakin-diculous!

i just killed a mutant cockroach. i heard the thing before i saw. it was crawling on the wall to the left of my tv (which was on) and i could hear its foot steps! i looked over and saw what looked ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 19:32:00 GMT

my first

so i got a tattoo the other day and as the title of this entry indicates, it was my first. there's a picture of it in my pictures section thing so check it out. its a line from a hymn i can't rememb...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 20:01:00 GMT

...it must have been while you were kissing me.

i'll get right to the point. i was just fired by a non profit organization. i worked for dialoguedirect for 4 days and they let me go. apparently, i'm not very good at getting complete strangers to...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:03:00 GMT

hooray for me billy!

so the other day i'm out wondering the streets of philadelphia. just aimlessly shuffling up one street and then down another. this is okay because i'm "looking for a job". that pretty much means i ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 20:59:00 GMT

a grief observed

steve the turtle is dead. i have no idea how it happened. i woke up, fed him and everything was cool. he was swimming around and having a good time. then he climbed up on his thing and was just sunnin...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:19:00 GMT