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James

About Me

I patiently wait for a job I don't hate. The wait might be over.

I edited my profile with Jesus !

My Interests

Because of my debilitating meloncholy, I think I'll take up drinking in the afternoon and watching small claims court tv shows.

I'd like to meet:

Iron Chef Chen Kinichi, Kelly Clarkson, and Waylon Jennings

Music:

I pretty much like hard stuff that starts slow and slow stuff that starts out hard. Then there's the hard stuff that starts hard, then get's kinda soft and slow; but then ends really hard and fast. My total favorite though, is probably the stuff that starts like, "chugga chugga chugga", then in the middle there's lot's of "deer-na-neer". Then the end is going "walla walla walla" and fades out to a sample of machine gun fire.

Movies:

I like to watch movies about T.V. shows

Television:

I like watching T.V. shows about movies

Books:

...Make awesome kindling.

Heroes:

Terry Cunningham, the man who invented rock and roll. His first album, Back-lickin', was the first time someone used a "riff". It rocks. Louis I. Kahn. His buildings are so beautiful I almost cry. I also love Larry David. I want to be awkward with him.