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Mozilla Monster

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I have two moms and one father.They take me on car rides to Taco Bell. Auntie Terra teaches me how to shake hands, and gives me treats. Auntie Katey buys be the coolest toys. I am an entertainer, and an attacker. I like bubble baths....and fine dining.I eat, sleep, and poo. repeat.I fear christmas trees. They are evil monsters from outside.*hides behind shower curtain for days*

My Interests

attacking, pouncing, being petted, bathtubs, plastic bags, kitty treats, people that sleep, human eyelashes, and poetry.

I'd like to meet:

Anything that dangles, is feathery, or tastes like toliet water. And one day, figure out who that kitty in the mirror is. My soul mate kitty is out there too, also with it's sex removed.

Music:

classical.

Television:

i dont care for t.v. but i do like the cursor on the computer.....it always moves!

Books:

whatever your reading, always comfy to sit on & KAT KONG!!!!!

Heroes:

whoever invented feathers on sticks. what a genius.