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About Me

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free thinking, hard rocking, starving artist.

My Interests

sleeping, eating, breathing, sex, comics, rock n' roll, comics, art, sci-fi, porn, mad magazine, stand up comics like david cross, lewis black, and writers like david sedaris, douglas adams, and terry pratchett. skating, snow boarding, travelling through europe and s. america, drugs, alchohol, drawing, painting, animating and farting on demand.

I'd like to meet:

people of all walks including ninjas, swimmers, skaters, flyers, floaters, artist, musicians, film makers, women, dudes, philosophizers, time travelers, aliens, serial anarchists, cereal mascots, the fruit of the loom fruits, the Koolade Man, Oh-Yaah, anyone who considers joseph campbell their idol. ralph naderists, vigilantes, super heros, mutants, hair dresseres and winter queens serving up turkish delight. if youve got a creative mind and at least one funnybone, i want to meet you. if you think that politics and ufo's are not mutually exclusive, i want to meet you. if you think the world is going to end soon and you want to have sex with as meny people as possible, i want to meet you. if you think mac is better than windows. if you think conditioner is better than shampoo....

Music:

Soulwax, the Barfeeders, the Postal service & Death Cab, Priestess, Wolfmother, band of horses, Arnocorps, Danzig, flaming lips, Interpol, GunsNRoses, ween, TV on the Radio, Magnetic Fields, Bob Marley, led Zepplin, the Beastie Boys

grandaddy, the unicorns, modest mouse, MIRV, sonic youth, NOFX, Tool, Pixies-Breeders-Frank Black, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Nirvana, the misfits, slayer. Built to Spill, Radiohead, Fantomas, HardStuff, megadeth, anthrax, soundgarden, Alice in chains, the minibosses, pink floyd, the arcade fire, the bombholes, black sabbath, Weird Al, Bad Brains, Minor threat, Black flag, circle jerks, bad religion, etc..

Movies:

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Nacho Libre, Anchor Man, the Increadibles, Napoleon Dynomite, donnie darko, rushmore, star wars, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

lord of the rings, kill billz 1&2, the matrix, the nightmare before christmas, iron giant, true romance, flash gordon, spinal tap, waiting for guffman, spiderman, xmen, batman returns, sleepy hollow, Finding Nemo, Harold and Kumar go to whitecastle, the Life aquatic, Pee-Wees big adventure.

Television:

Tim and Eric's Awesome show great job!, 24, Rome, Mr. Show, 60 minutes, the Office(both), Robot Chicken, the Venture Bros., Aquateen Hunger Force, Space Ghost coast to coast, Heroes, futurama, MXC, Arrested Development, Sopranos, the simpsons, family guy, the daily show, colbert report, NOVA.

Books:

Cannery Row, The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, catcher in the rye, the hobbit, jurassic park, chronicles of narnia, confederacy of dunces, a brave new world. the Light fantastic, the colour of magic, Guards, Guards, Guards!, Groo the wanderer, Uncanny x-men, new avengers, the dark knight returns, Astonishing x-men, Hell boy,

Heroes:

Stan Lee, Jim Lee (not related to Stan), joseph campbell, john singer sergent, ralph nader, noam chomsky, fat mike, professor xavier. peter parker, John K, Sergio Aregones and of course my mom.

My Blog

tired of slutbags.

i think im tired of slut bags who dont want kids and are "barely legal" inviting me to be their "friend". Friends dont charge friends a monthly fee to see them naked. screw you slutbags!
Posted by Sh@y on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

Guam Thrash Tradition

i was thinking about starting a heavy metal band side project. jan-m and i recorded some bullshit on garageband before he took his trip back to guam, and i wanted to get mike w. involved. ...
Posted by Sh@y on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:37:00 PST

critical sleep

i just want to say that the human body is pretty amazing. me, im a sleeper. i love sleep. i like dreaming about helicopters and hotchicks in the early hours of the morning. som...
Posted by Sh@y on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:14:00 PST

godzillasarus

i just watched the real King Kong move the other day and i was noticing how, NOT-A CLASSIC it really is. actually, it is quite dated. the story might be a classic, but surely not the film....
Posted by Sh@y on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 03:58:00 PST

mutants of the future unite!

so were living in the information age are we. satellites beaming down from above, harmless radio waves fill our citys and landscapes for more than a century, and now with the abominable cell pho...
Posted by Sh@y on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 04:50:00 PST

H.I.G?

whenever you ask some one, "hows it going?", they always say "fine, good, etc...". some i suspect are lying! shock! id think some people are not interested in sharing their feelings, or would just ...
Posted by Sh@y on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:41:00 PST

Go Army!

I saw this weak army ad on tv the other day, where the army dude comes back from over there and his old buddies are like "so what are you doing in iraq?" and hes like "computers" and theyre like "wel...
Posted by Sh@y on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:22:00 PST

Hard Spocks

ok, so anyone who knows me will know i used to be (and let me emphasize Used To BE) a big comicbook dork. I left that title behind as ive forged a new title as an artist as opposed to a fan boy, but ...
Posted by Sh@y on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Such a fatalist

ive come, recently, to realize that christianity is such a fatalist philosophy. of no other religeon is the the world being steered into disaster. of my family, aside from my mom, i am the most educ...
Posted by Sh@y on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Haystacks : the Recipe

first you take some frito corn chips. theyre the best, but any corn chips will do. you lay a bed of chips on your plate. second, you add refried beans on top. this is the glue that keeps your hayst...
Posted by Sh@y on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST