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meg

legally brown

About Me

living in the high desert with 300 days of sunshine suits most, but i've found greener pastures in not-that-sunny-but-not-as-rainy-as-people-would-have-you-bel ieve portland. dog shows seem nice, but i don't think i'll partake. look left, then right. the reverse could be deadly, outside of the former british empire, of course. i think i'm actually left-handed but was talked out of it at an early age. a real tragedy i'm still coming to terms with. i'm very suspect of anything that contains mayonnaise. i won't trust that stuff ... ever ... i don't care how many preservatives it claims to have.

My Interests

prancin pony. chivalry. why jessie tries to "surprise" pre all the time.

I'd like to meet:

my maker

Music:

new york, new york by courtney gates. mein heir marquis by margaret cheney.

Movies:

the royal tennenbaums.

Television:

csi. samantha bee. the daily show.

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Sellevision.