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Hobo Josh

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Member Since: 10/27/2005
Band Members: Josh - height
Leora - attitude
Influences: Tool, Nile, Rhapsody of Fire, Necrophagist, Primus, Lamb of God, The Tea Party, Dale, Strapping Young Lad, Whitney Houston
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My Blog

I DON'T work with a donkey fucker

Not any more. Well, I'm not exactly working ANYWHERE at the moment, but I did get my second interview set up for that lululemon warehouse job. They seemed to like me a bit. Just a tiny bit. I've just ...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

I work with a donkey fucker

This is not a joke. This is not just some sick perverted thing that I made up. One of the guys I worked with has actually fucked a donkey. Those of you from Salmon Arm may have heard of the infamous d...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:13:00 PST

Spiderman 3 in Review

Why do I eat Apple Jacks? Every time I do I'm sorely disappointed. It makes me feel sick to my stomach and even the flavour is less than satisfactory. Perhaps it's just my cereal-eating reflex for me ...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

Racing bikes are for bitches

AND YOUR MOM! Slap me already. So, folks, the story is that I'm staying out at my parents' place (shudder) for the next month just so I don't have to pay rent and can save up a little extra to move to...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

Oh my god. We are all fucked.

This ad was presented to me online by one ConsumerIncentive.net:Should Britney have her kids taken away?YES NO   ^     ^Answer & receive a FREE* $500 Zellers(R) Gift ...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

WICKED Vancouver trip!

My feet smell.But what can you expect from a smelly hobo? My whole time down I barely got a chance to change my clothes, let alone shower, get a manicure or put highlights in my hair or anything! I lo...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

The Rudeness of Drivers

There is nobody more worthy of mocking than those teenage delinquents that drive around in their shitty vehicles here in Salmon Arm. It takes a committed effort to put as much pride into their broken ...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

A sad day for thumbs...

I suppose any normal person would say that today has had a very rough start. I suppose any normal person would say that today of all days has thus far been a 'bad day'. I suppose also, however, that I...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:40:00 PST

Everything looks bigger in Safe Mode

Thanks Alison.Thanks for being the medium through which I was able to express my stupidity and gullibility in contracting a virus. No, dear readers, not the AIDS or the cold, a deadly...COMPUTER VIRUS...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:29:00 PST

Really awesome MySpace survey that Leora made. Check it out!

(Prologue: this is not an insult to my friends who fill out fluffy surveys of this ilk. Everybody partakes in dillydallying and tomfoolery... Nevertheless, the surveys themselves are kind of twisted i...
Posted by Hobo Josh on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:02:00 PST