Britney Spears and The Election Results |
Did Starbucks secretly add extra caffeine to the coffee Tuesday? I always thought my 8th grade teacher made sense saying that Congress should be controlled by the opposite party in cont...
Posted by WHITE CHAPPELLE on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST |
Really Bad Pick-up Lines |
-Would you mind if I call you aunt jill-I see your not wearing any panties Want mine-My wingman's packin'-I'm not crazy like one of those sciencetologist or jews-My friends say I should be o...
Posted by WHITE CHAPPELLE on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:22:00 PST |
Myspace Headlines & Celebrity Headlines too? |
There's only one kind of headline that piss me off.Those headlines that are like a fucking novel, have seen any of those. I counted one was 48 words. Write a damn blog if you have so much t...
Posted by WHITE CHAPPELLE on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST |
Shit I'd love to hear a Rapper say |
I kill like the PresidentOr Vote or drink a daiquiriIt's always at least a threesome, My Dicks that BigOrWould Shaving my pubes really make me look biggerI got more rock...
Posted by WHITE CHAPPELLE on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST |
Pot Leads to |
Cocaine,Crack,Ecstasy,LSD,Morphine,Heroin,Black Tar Heroin,Angel dust or PCP,KFC and of course Global Warming But do you know?-Your Children sharing their toys may lead to their growing up to bec...
Posted by WHITE CHAPPELLE on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:41:00 PST |
Yo Momma's |
-Yo momma so stupid she thinks sean paul use to be pope-Yo momma so stupid after she got a laptop she asked for the lapbottom-Yo momma so stupid she brought a bunch of cans to a nickelback ...
Posted by WHITE CHAPPELLE on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:35:00 PST |
My Booty Call Catch Phrases |
-"I only do drive thru"-"When I start comin' you start goin'-"I gonna make hallmark broke"-"My dick doesn't recycle"-"I do the job but I ain't payin' the taxes"-"I just a dildo with balls"-"You ...
Posted by WHITE CHAPPELLE on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:34:00 PST |
My Catch Phrases |
-"Chicken Wing, Don't choke on the bone Bitch"-"Tell it to your Blog"-"Crumbs Don't make a Cake"-"Keep it Live"-"All I got on me is Clothes" (when asked for spare change)-"My Dick never Lies"-"Did tho...
Posted by WHITE CHAPPELLE on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:53:00 PST |
The White Chappelle Racial/Ethnicity Draft |
Too many celebrties in hollywood , I gonna spread em around -Give Ellen Degeneres to the West Indians ......Why you ever see her show all the bitch does is dance.-Give 50 Cent to the...
Posted by WHITE CHAPPELLE on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:13:00 PST |
