The ReWipes profile picture

The ReWipes

Now available in pre-moistened towelettes!

About Me

Some would say, destiny was at Bakersfield, California, in February of 1978. The two eye-browed lads would meet for the very first time. Welshman, Turd Ferguson and Canadian, Doyle Burgundy met as crew members during the shooting of "Every Which Way But Loose". Turd, the pyrotechnics operator and Doyle, key grip apprenticeman, began working closely together. A friendship began to evolve. A friendship that would prosper over the next 30 years. Their similar passion for music and dutch cookware, led Turd to share his songs he had written, with Doyle. As the alliance grew, so did their incredible love for music and dangerous pyrotechnic displays. The quest to follow their dreams had begun. Setting sail for local pubs and german pastry shops, Turd and Doyle would continue to play their asses off. They found that their talents were accepted by the drunken, belligerent masses.

Layout by CoolChaser

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/8/2008
Band Members: Doyle Burgundy and Turd Ferguson, Produced by Ronald Flanagan. Guest appearances (courtesy Kaiser Blade Productions) by: Bud Nagel - Hammond organ and Howard Flieschmann - social guru
Influences: Rupert Holmes, Peter Sellers, ABBA, Scorpions, Christopher Cross, Gilbert O'Sullivan, MECO, Raymond Burr, Bobby Orr, Victor Newman, Deepak Chopra, Karl Childers, JD Shellnut, Senor Whopper, Phyllis Diller, Mel Tillis, Alec Jon Such, Lamont Sanford, C3PO, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Mr. Bill & Sluggo, salmon patties, pit vipers, Grover Krantz, and the guy who played "Fleagle" on the Banana Splits.
Sounds Like: Dom DeLouise on roller skates projectile vomiting into a metal trash can in an alley behind Kenny Rogers Roaster's while flapping his arms wildly like a great golden hawk and wearing a rhinestone sequined Elvis jumpsuit.
Record Label: Potted Meat Records
Type of Label: Major