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Beard Challenge Day 2 - Chops and Handlebars

About Me

i like movies, books, bars, stupid dancing, drinking, partying, working hard, relaxing, dive bars, meeting random people who dont suck, and i like judging people that do suck (oh snap)wine beer liquor excess quantity fun party dance funn timesss

My Interests

Good Wine, Bad Wine, Good Beer, Bad Beer, Coffee, Books, Movies, Good Television, trivia, rain, woods, driving with the windows down and my hand flying out the window, being indignant Disinterests: people lookin for trouble and radio DJ's, and i REALLY freakin hate radio DJ's"And anything worth dying for," answered the old man, "is certainly worth living for." -Joseph Heller, Catch 22-

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits Morrissey Val Kilmer Ryan Adams John Wayne David Cross Buddy Christ Eric Cantona Patton Oswalt Thierry Henry Shane Macgowan Shooter Jennings Hunter S Thompson Robert Downey, Jr.Tracy, Dean, and Jesus - http://tracydeanandjesus.com
Ask a Ninja - www.askaninja.com

Diggnation - http://revision3.com/diggnation 2002 US world Cup team: http://www.hifiny.com/020710_us_soccer.html

Music:

The Brian Jonestown Massacre Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Flight of the Conchords Peter, Bjorn, & John Say Hi To Your Mom Steve Miller Band The Black Angels The Flaming Lips The Arcade Fire Early Blink 182 Ugly Casanova Cold War Kids Modest Mouse Willie Nelson The Old 97's Wolf Parade Ryan Adams The Pogues The Smiths The Clash Pete Yorn Tom Petty Ben Folds Aqueduct Pinback Weezer Queen Spoon

Movies:

300 Dig! Hero Brick Buffalo 66 Rushmore Tombstone CaddyshackCity of God The Warriors The Searchers Trainspotting 28 Days Later Bloody Sunday Super Troopers Oldboy (Korean) Shaun of the Dead Lucky Number Slevin Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Leon: The Professional The Quick and the Dead Green Street Hooligans The Weather Underground Wet Hot American Summer Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Television:

No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain Houston Astros Major League Baseball (NOT ANYMORE, (cause they blow (thats right im a fairweather friend (because a team that sux is like watching your friend get his ass kicked all the time (which isnt really fun nor entertaining))) Arsenal Premiership Football (Soccer) (NOT ANYMORE, F'ing Thierry Henry left for Barcelona so now i think I'm a Reading or Blackburn fan) The Flight of the Conchords (remember when they just made CD's?) It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia The Long Way Round (UK) The Office (UK & US) Comedians of Comedy Life On Mars (UK) Prison Break The Sopranos Extras Entourage The 4400 Boomtown Lost (yea i know its f'ing with us but maybe i like that)

Books:

Maus Catch 22The Long Walk Trainspotting Gates of Fire V for Vendetta Angels and Demons Catcher in the Rye A Clockwork Orange Catch Me If You Can Annie Leibovitz: American Music Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. (i love this joke, everytime) Currently Reading:

Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman Last Read order: Raven by Michael Murray, Jupiters Travels: Four Years Around the World on a Triumph by Ted Simon, The Bedford Boys by Alex Kershaw, The Damned Die Hard by Hugh McLeave, Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, Long Way Round: Chasing Shadows Across the World by Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman, Stardust by Neil Gaiman, The Running Man by Richard Bachman (Stephen King), Fatherland by Robert Harris, The Romanov Prophecy by Steve Barry, If You Survive by George Wilson, The Dante Club by Matthew Pearl, The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova, Killing Pablo by Mark Bowden, Catch Me If You Can by Frank W. Abagnale, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way by Bruce Campbell, March or Die by Robert Werseka, Among the Thugs by Bill Buford

Heroes:

Tom Waits Morrissey Val Kilmer Ryan Adams John Wayne David Cross Buddy Christ Eric Cantona Patton Oswalt Thierry Henry Shane Macgowan Shooter Jennings Hunter S Thompson Robert Downey, Jr.

My Blog

beard contest has begun

days one and two pics coming tonite hopefully
Posted by masters on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:00 PST

beard challenge followup

so everyone and your mother has been asking when the beard challenge is starting and ive got answers for you now biatchessoonvery soonlets say October 1st because thats what mark the mallet suggesteda...
Posted by masters on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:06:00 PST

New Pics posted: March 2007 - August 2007

a ton of new albums up at http://www.flickr.com/photos/jacobemasters/sets/ 2007 07 21 Ryan And Hailey Wedding 43 photos | Edit 2007 07 21 Post Ryan a...
Posted by masters on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:12:00 PST

7 Day Beard Challenge

in light of recent facial hair experimentations on my part i have decided to undertake a 7 day beard challengethe challenge will consist of 7 different facial hair styles, (fu manchu, handlebar, the d...
Posted by masters on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

New Pictures posted - January 2007 - Early March 2007

ALOT of new pics up at http://flickr.com/photos/jacobemasters/sets/18 new photo albums for January 2007 - Early March 2007(March to July 2007 coming soon)--------------------------------------2007 03 ...
Posted by masters on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:19:00 PST

start wearing purple

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM
Posted by masters on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST

genius americans! yay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI&mode=related&sear ch="some people believe the moon landings were reincarnated in a studio in Arizona"
Posted by masters on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:04:00 PST

Really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtVnqZCndohow much do i love this right now?so soo much
Posted by masters on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

Republican Role Models

Ronald Reagan - divorced the mother of two of his children to marry Nancy Reagan, who bore him a daughter only 7 months after the marriage. That means he cheated and got someone else pregnant, kids!Bo...
Posted by masters on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:08:00 PST

woohooooooooooooo

new pictures up at www.flickr.com/photos/jacobemastersyay!  punch yourself in the face!
Posted by masters on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST