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Andrea

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

FIRST OFF: DON'T SPAM ME! I DON'T WANT A FREE CELL PHONE OR IPOD OR NEW RINGTONES OR A PS3, AND MY DICK IS PLENTY HUGE, THANKS.http://web.mac.com/bridgesa/The_Bridge:_Media/Welcome .html --I am an artist, and this is where I keep my art. I promise it's never boring!As for who I am, I am 27 and married to a guy that should be cloned repeatedly for the benefit of all humanity. I just got a new job in the advertising world, and I couldn't be happier. Check out my new music project, Media Empire: http://www.myspace.com/mediaempiremusic. I believe in karma, and there are a million things that I hope to experience in this lifetime and in all the rest of them.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPAM ME, Friends, networking contacts, people that want to pay me large sums of money to write or act or sing or take pictures or do something creative (but let's be honest--I'll take any sum of money at this point!)

My Blog

Fuck this sexist-ass bullshit (girl fucking power, bitches.)

I come home, I sit down, and Chad and I are checking out the evening news shows as we so often do. And folks, there was a tsunami of sexism that left me drenched and gasping.First of all, I see a com...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:55:00 GMT

Dragging myself into the Christmas spirit kicking and screaming

I hate Christmas music. I hate that all the stores start playing it somewhere around Labor Day. I hate jingling bells, and I hate that Santa Claus makes an appearance in every other commercial you s...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:22:00 GMT

A plea for sanity

What I am about to write is going to sound horribly idealistic.  It's going to sound like a fifteen-year-old girl singing "Kumbayah" at summer camp.  Yeah well....what're you gonna do. ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:35:00 GMT

Ode to Houston

Thousands of miles of concreteAnd billboards and buildingsStretching as far as the eye can bear to look.I make my way to a parking lotWhich more closely resemblesA shark tank where no one has eaten in...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:25:00 GMT

Rant of the day

So this morning on NPR, they're doing a story about this stem cell research lab that's trying to research cures for all kinds of diseases and might have to move. Then they interview the chief of the ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:15:00 GMT

Yeah it's a poem....

Overload   The world moves likes it's been paid to, Spinning and rotating at the same speed But it seems to get faster And there's always a mess Storms that rage and bloody wars In foreign...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 19:01:00 GMT

Another Foley revelation

Mark Foley's attorney has made several public statements about his client over the past few days, and today was no exception. According to Foley's attorney, David Roth, in addition to being a pedophi...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:47:00 GMT

WalMart Part II: Satire (A spoonful of sugar...)

WalMart Announces Changes to Policy for Employees--Bentonville, AR:  WalMart announced today its plans to phase out paying employees in actual money.  "It's just such an out-of-date system,"...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 17:21:00 GMT

WalMart Part I: Commentary

http://www.nytimes.com/glogin?URI=http://www.nytimes.com/200 6/10/02/business/02walmart.html&OQ=_rQ3D1&OP=5d3db0f Q2FTQ7DLRTdkiIQ2AkkBQ5CTQ5CJJQ3CTbJTJQ5CTRQ25IqQ5DLIITJQ5CQ7 DaglaQ2ABQ20fBlgSo i...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 17:02:00 GMT

The adventures of Leopard-Print Lady

After a long day of being productive members of society, Chad and I decided eschew (or rather, say "fuck you" to) cooking, and headed down to the local bar and grill for some brews and some food of qu...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:51:00 GMT