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Rowsdower

Who doesn't like penis debris?

About Me

I'm in your base, stealing your Gundams.

My Interests

Giant Robots.

I'd like to meet:

Girls who wear corsets.

Music:

Forensic jargon grind. And Amy Grant.

Movies:

1960 - 1970s crime flicks

Television:

The Wire

Books:

Burroughs.

Heroes:

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

Tights, Capes, and Unbridled Homoeroticism: A Question for Superheroes

Guys, I'm confused. Maybe it's just my age or the staggering heights to which alcoholism has reached, but I'm just not getting this whole "super strength" thing anymore. I mean, if you have super st...
Posted by Rowsdower on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:13:00 PST

Your Woman and You

Countless young men come to me on a daily basis seeking my sage-like advice on the subject of love. It's what the dear Lord put me on this God's green God Earth to do. It's my gift, if you will. In ...
Posted by Rowsdower on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST

Suckle from the Teat of Justice

2007 is in and the self-help season has begun at long last. This means more balance, more self control, more optimism, and less drinking, less smoking, and less making fun of Jesus... On second thou...
Posted by Rowsdower on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST