Who the hell gets mono????? |
Me. That's who. Will the person who had mono, or a persistent flu like thing that lasted a couple of months please come forward and identify yourself so I have somewhere to correctly direct my anger. ... Posted by Aimie on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:39:00 PST |
My really long conversation with God |
Me: God, my friend and I have a few questions for you.God:I am a Christian.Me: That isn't one of the questions. We want to know if we can do crafts in heaven.God:Please correct my mis... Posted by Aimie on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:30:00 PST |
more owies |
Just to continue what I started, we will now discuss injury number three. Having a pre injury premonition, i wrapped my right wrist with an ace bandage. The weekend before i tried to stop my momentum ... Posted by Aimie on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:49:00 PST |
continuation of the injury chronicles |
Want to hear about my ass?
I fell straight back on concrete one week ago today. The first word out of my mouth was fuck. Which is about right, because here I am a week later and my ass still hurts. I... Posted by Aimie on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST |
magic cure for bum knee |
Who knew that the magic cure for fixing a sweep attacked knee was to go out dancing in high heels......well certainly not me. I was expecting to need to be carried back up the stairs I hobbled down fo... Posted by Aimie on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:35:00 PST |
Sickhead, but not as sick as Oprah |
So I am sick on the couch in a feverish haze, and Oprah comes on. She is talking about The Secret, the newest metaphysic propoganda film to sweep the nation. I have seen it, I think it is worthwhile. ... Posted by Aimie on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST |
VAPID EMPTY SPACE |
I admit I watch the Real World....and sometimes I keep on watching the old MTV after the Real World has ended. I have seen The Hills, and Maui Fever and have to say.....what is this crap all about? Th... Posted by Aimie on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST |
I love the Real World.....and this is why |
I will admit that I watch the Real World. I have watched it since the first season and find a fascinaing experiment, even if the producers influence the cast entirely with jugs of alcohol and sexual d... Posted by Aimie on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST |
IMPORTANT INFORMATION |
I can't cook. If you are my friend, you know this. I get bored boiling water, I have melted tea kettle handles from boiling water for over an hour. I love my microwave. I also love water dispensers th... Posted by Aimie on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST |
The election |
Let me preface this by saying that I can't vote. i am not a US citizen, I could be if I got my shit and my money together and felt like spending numerous hours and or days at immigration i would be ac... Posted by Aimie on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST |