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About Me

I'm a 24 year old compulsive masterbater... thats about all I'm willing to share with you.

My Interests

Drinking, Cars, Guns, Soccer, Shows/Concerts, Interveinous drug use, unprotected sex with unclean prostetutes, and anything that could most certainly lead to catastrophic heart or liver failure.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet myself from the future when they've invented time machines so I can tell myself from the future to use the time machine to go back in the past and tell myself from the present then, but the past now not to eat that sandwich from the past/present that gave me heartburn in the future. OH SNAP! did I just BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND?

Music:

Anything but country, pop and rap

Movies:

"Blade Runner", "Apocalypse Now", "Sunshine" anything with lesbians and "Conan" because Arnold watches some guy fuck a lhama and then punches a camel in the face, I'll really watch just about anything which includes shitty 80's flicks like Micheal Jackson's "Moonwalker"

Television:

I can fix them

Books:

Who the f*ck reads anymore

Heroes:

that show sucks

My Blog

whoa sweet what is this mess?

Apparently I can blog like one of them famous internet nerds.Shit now I don't know what to write about.
Posted by Click here to find out who fucked your mom on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:41:00 PST