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big dukey

i'm the shit

About Me

I am the true ruler of myspace. myspace is my space and your space is my space. tom is nothing but a puppet that follows my every command.

My Interests

swimming, sitting around in the grass waiting for unsuspecting joggers, and burning in bags on your front porch.

I'd like to meet:

duke wants to meet no one therefore everyone wants to meet duke.

Music:

anything crappy....such as brittany spears, techno, ryan's loser ass raps, and boy bands

Movies:

anything with meg ryan or sandra bullock...it's like a family reunion...nothing but crap!!!!

Television:

the tyra banks show and survivor.

Books:

shitting for dumbies

Heroes:

the inventor of ex-lax, prune manufacturers, and tom cruise