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Johnovich

About Me

all aboard the Lazy TRAIN; Johnovich about to melt yo brain; dont yall worry bout the next destination; cause this hick hop's'bout procrastination; i got a lot of work due...this week; so what am i gonna do now ...go eat; got a big project comin up in the mornin; aint gonna prepare, gonna sleep, hear me snorrrrrin; just sittin back hick hoppin all day; wont do no work, hell no, gonna play; i can hear my dad yellin "get outta bed"; but i dont wanna go to work, i would rather be dead; Midget Sarah and Big Pappi Pimp LB; just sittin around and chillin with me; we where gonna go left, we were gonna go right; but then we ended up not doin $h!t all night; so when you are tired of doing your daily grind; and you just want to sit back and unwind; it aint no reason to go insane; just hick-hop with me aboard the LAZY TRAIN!; (goes to throw down mic but procrastinates and decides to do it later. middle finger salute and says "later bitches")

My Interests

stupid people. its like watching a bad episode of americas funniest home videos if you can follow one around for a day.

I'd like to meet:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net March starts BRAVES BASEBALL again! I have missed it like you would never know. Unfortunately it wont be the same without TBS calling the games. Now i am going to have to watch the games on FOX and have to put up with the 3 million little electronic baseball guys and ads for upcoming shows. this sucks! well maybe i can just watch the games online this season.

Music:

tag your it was the way that it goes; or you get off my playground you pansy ass hoes; i dont want to hear about it making you feel attacked; having to chase others around cause your ass was too fat; to run from the others who were chasing you; they picked an easy target (of course that was you); drop the twinkee out your mouth and move that sh&*; maybe next time you wont be it;

Movies:

i have become a movie junky. if it is comedy or action and has come out in the past 6 months i have seen it.

Television:

the office, family guy, south park, and my name is earl. and that's all i need.

Books:

read a book mutha f^*%a. read a book.

Heroes:

i am a hero...you are not. aaaarrrrrr "sha-pow!"

My Blog

updated enemies list

first thing...why isn't revenge a choice under the category line? now back to the list   My New Top Ten Enemies 1) Scott Boras. (yes i'm still bitter) 2) The Mets. (as a Braves fan do i need a re...
Posted by Johnovich on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:28:00 PST

New Enemies List

I have updated my Enemies List. 1.) SCOTT BORAS (him and all the other money hungry bastards are the reason we cant have loyalty on a sports team anymore) 2.) deer (you know why you alien sons of bit...
Posted by Johnovich on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:06:00 PST

crappiest job ever

ok so if you ever hear these words quit instantly. "we have a job for you.  Someone has reported that a kid took a crap under the monkeybars and we need you to go take care of it." (by the way......
Posted by Johnovich on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST