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Judas

About Me

Hey dudes, Judas is my name, and betrayal is my game. Seriously though, I know me and Jesus went through a bit of a rough patch, but I'm trying to work things out. I keep calling him, but whenever I say 'Hi' he just hangs up on me! Come on Jesus man, talk to me baby.

My Interests

Squealing...nah, just joking around, those days are behind me. I like fishing, walks on the beach, waterpolo, and pitch and putt golf (seriously, for any of you in Israel, head on to King Solomon's Mini-Golf Pitching Range, I won a $50 dollar bet on hole number 14, you know, the little one with that windmill).

I'd like to meet:

No prizes for guessing here: Jesus. I guess it would be pretty rad to meet Judas Priest as well, seeing as how they kinda named the band after me. Those guys sure know how to rock out!

Music:

Haha, I guess I know what most of you are thinking. Yeah, Judas Priest are probably my favourite. "Breaking the Law" kicks ass. Judas Iscariot are pretty good too (though don't tell Jesus, I don't think he'd appreciate me listening to them).

Movies:

That most recent movie about me, "Judas" is alright I guess. Johnathon Schaech did an okay job of playing me, but I think I could have done better. Believe it or not, I actually auditioned for the part. I thought having 'the real flesh-and-bone Judas Iscariot' on my resume would have gotten me in for sure, but the casters thought I was crazy. I called Jesus to ask if he'd come down to the studio and vouch for me, but he...well, he said some bad things. I like Toy Story too.

Television:

Seinfeld. Definitely Seinfeld. Kramer is my hero.

Books:

I guess the Bible was alright. Not really my thing to be honest, I'm more into comics, especially the Alien series.

Heroes:

Whoops, jumped the boat a little there. Kramer, again. Oh yeah, and Optimus Prime.