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Waitresses are like prostitutes that wear clothes: the prettier they are, the more they get paid.

About Me

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I'm Amber Dawn. I'm 22 and I'm an artist and a cashier.Facts:
    I have a boyfriend. I'm still in college. I've been to jail (more than once). I make collages and prints. I do what I feel like doing. I have a kitten and a rat. The kitten's name is Chuck (Norris.) I go to Appalachian State (still.) I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I like buying things secondhand. I'll give you a hug. New state law says if I was 1" shorter, I'd need a car seat. I like building forts. My whole living room is one. Most everybody has a kid. Not me and Jimmy. I am not everybody. I remember when floppy disks were floppy. I was Hulk Hogan for Halloween. One time I thought I was tupperware. Ask me why. My nipples are pierced. Best thing I ever did for them. I like drunken Duck Hunt because I can kill all the ducks, easy. I collect funny hats and wear them in public. I draw. And paint. There are other things. Guess.

My Interests

robots, moon monsters, art, writing, sleeping, 25 cent machines, kurt vonnegut, moldy peaches, nehi, smoking weed, impulse buying, dinosaurs, skee ball, vw's, plastic toys, lunchboxes, red bull, bacon, warm laundry, old abandoned playgrounds, arcades, converses, coupons, dredlocks, breaking and entering, guitar, thrift stores, stars, the ocean, old lady dresses, laffy taffy, ball pits, duck hunt guns, depression, old people church hats, dead dolls, stuffed animals, picture books, k mart, hunter s thompson, fire trucks, rocket ships, rubber cement, chinchillas, the batmobile, psychadelics, geeks, rotary phones, friends, febreez, cartoons, convertibles, tapestries, joysticks, invader zim, amelie, electrical outlets, love, string, buttons, records, running away

I'd like to meet:

People who like plastic dinosaurs, and old cars that break down a lot, and thrift stores, and badly thought out lifestyles, oh, and skee ball.....and if any of you hot Asian ladies wanna, uhh, pleasure my boyfriend, I'd like to meet you, too. Thanks.

Music:

Corky and the Juice Pigs, Pink Floyd, Group X, The Moldy Peaches, They Might Be Giants, The Doors, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Cake, Butthole Surfers, AC/DC, sublime, Adam Sandler, Beck, CCR, The Incredible Moses Leroy, Kings of Leon, Supergrass, Weird Al

Movies:

Ghost World, Yellow Submarine, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Eternal Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, That '70's Show, Star Trek (the original), Robot Chicken, Ghost Hunters

Books:

The Bhagavadgita, The American Night, The collected works of e. e. cummings, The Giver, Lord of the Flies, and Captain Underpants

My Blog

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Don't add me. Thanks.
Posted by Amber Dawn on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:18:00 PST

I turned 21

And I remember bits and pieces of it. Like going out in the snow barefoot and without pants.
Posted by Amber Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So...

I got a boyfriend. I guess. And, there is a good war movie on tv.
Posted by Amber Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's kind of neat and kind of gross

Guess what!! My vagina smells like popcorn when it bleeds!! (I'm not lying.)
Posted by Amber Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sammiches

I am now more than a janitor. I am a sammich maker, too.
Posted by Amber Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sammiches

I am now more than a janitor. I am a sammich maker, too.
Posted by Amber Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah

I don't have a boyfriend. Now, I am emo. For real. How could he hurt me like that? (emoemoemo) This fucking sucks.
Posted by Amber Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

breaking up

I think my boyfriend broke up with me. How could I not be sure? I am just not sure.
Posted by Amber Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I write bad emo songs at work

You can be my abusive husband and I'll be your battered wife and I can be unhappy for the rest of my whole life. We can live in a trailer in the Wal Mart parking lot and the one time we were ...
Posted by Amber Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ky jelly, and dinosaurs

I went to K Mart today and bought a lot of stuff. I was going to make a bunch of stencils and spraypaint them all over the place, so I got spraypaint and all the other stuff I needed, but then I saw a...
Posted by Amber Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST