Portuguese Festas

Thornton Festa Bull Fights 11/15/05PORTUGUESE FESTASPortuguese pride is my mind.. Portuguese blood is my kind.. So step aside and let me through... Cause its all about the Porkchop Crew.. Portuguese love is all around... My fellow Porkchops never let me down... So show your pride and say its true... Cause Portuguese blood flows through... United we stand... Divided we fall... U can shoot one porkchop.. but u cant shoot us all We are Portuguese.. We're full of class.. Fuck wit us... We'll beat your ass!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ Portuguese girls do it best Italian girls might be pretty, Asian girls could be smart, But it really takes a Portuguese girl To win a boy's heart. A Columbian girl is tan, A Brazilian girl is a hoe. But when you want the best looking girl, Portuguese girls are the prettiest, bro. Puerto Rican girls are wild, Brittish girls are fun. But Portuguese girls? Come on, they're number 1. Diamonds are dazzling, And definetely so are pearls, But those things cant compare, Nothing's better than Portuguese Girls. Girls will be girls, North, South, East or West. But Portuguese girls, Always rate the best. Irish girls can be playful, Spanish girls can tease. But when it comes to please? The best girls are Portuguese. To any man who reads this, And truly wants to know.. If you have a Portuguese Girl You should never let her go♥ ♥ ♥You Know Your Portuguese When!!!!!!There are 2 kind of people in life, those who are portuguese and those who wish they were.... Life is a bitch and then you die but if your portuguese you die with pride..... Some people spend their whole lives trying 2 be perfect others were born portuguese..... Being portuguese isn't just a nationalty its a gift..... Not every one can be portuguese so hey, dont stress!!! Vai cagar que isso passa!!! Beija o meu cu!!! Vai te fuder seu filho duma puta!!! You know your chop when: Someone in your family makes wine in their cellar... You have a Rooster Napkin Holder.... Christmas Eve is much more important then Christmasmas.... Several people in your family are named "Joao, Joaquim, Jose-or simply Ze".... your mother either cleans houses, baby-sits or works in a factory.... Your father is, yup, you guessed it, a construction worker...wait no mayb a carpentar.... You have a charm on 1 of your chains in the shape of a finger.... You have more facial hair then your dog has on its whole body.... You earned over $10,000 on your 1st communion..... You can hold more then 1 beer in ur hand plus a shot of aniz in the other.... Your drunk by 8:00 A.M.... The mirrors in your house are framed in gold.... your house is fully equipped with 2 stoves- 1 upstairs and 1 downstairs but 4 sum reason you ALWAYS use the downstairs 1 even thou u spent a fortune makin the upstairs 1 look so pretty.... You talk with your hands while your on the phone...or just in General.... The hell with Turkey n Roast beef! Xmas dinner is bacalhau baby!!! A barbecue does not consist of Burgers on the grill... Hello?!? can you say sardinhas!?! Your garage or cellar is now your live-in apartment... You no the general beat in the steps 2 the Rancho... You try 2 convince everyone that the chicken dance is a really cool dance... Your at least half an hour late 2 every affair includin your own special occasions.... Your parents own nine houses in Portugal but complain "o dinero e pouco".... Someone in your family has the name Jose n Maria..... You have a picture of the Last Supper somewhere.... Wooden Spoon=discipline.... You think soccer should be America’s past time instead of baseball.... You watch soccer on the Portuguese channel and yell at the TV.... You think sardinhas on broa are must haves at any picnic.... you've had your license for a month but ur $20,000 car has been "hooked up" 4 a year. Im talkin rims, tints, system.... Your parents anticipate you marry your 1st long term girlfriend/boyfriend.... You try 2 do the "messy backstreet boy" hair but you just end up lookin like every other "chop".... Every woman cleans the house on Saturday.... Someone in your family plays the accordion/ harmonica or sum instrument of that sort... Going 2 Portugal involves buying gifts for every person of your 100 member family -Panaleiro is defiantly NOT a pot maker! -Nothin beats a buttered Portuguese roll.... You've got that annoyin "P" on the corner of ur windshield (as if we didnt no you were chop already by the way you drive your car!)... Your parents are more strict with girls then they are with the guys..... Everyone shows themselves 2 be more rich then they are.... We are the worst gossipers!!! Everyone hate each other even thou you think they're your friends... Your parents ALWAYS compare your life 2 how theirs was 20 years ago back in Portugal.... You have a whole farm growin in your backyard.. im talkin grapes, couves, lettuce, tomatoes, feijoes, strawberries, peach trees, apple trees, fig trees, etc. nothin that u can find at ur local grocery store!!! A true chop can always tells a difference between another chop and an American!" "*