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Im like the USAF, No Juan comes close!

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About Me

Well like every body else i became an alcoholic in middle school, and my parents didnt even see it coming! not really i just like to hang out, have fun, crack open a big jug of laughs and pour it all over everybody around me, I laugh Large and live Easy. I like to keep a away from most drama, we all no its inevitable, some times i like to buy snacks for a rainy day, and it seem like it rains a lot, but the best are the unexpected sandwiches or candy bars hidden around my place, I Scream when i find one. My friends are all really good at hidding the meals of every day.

My Interests

Well a lot of things interest me, for example, Girls Girls Girls and their distinctive scents. i would like to do some research on them and admire them in their natural habitat. I have seen quite a lot of fine Specimens in my day. seriously i like to do anything and everything, specially outdoors, i will try anything twice...
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M-134 "Mini-Gun"
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Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.MADRES MEXICANAS! The great things Mom taught me:My mother taught me RELIGION - "Ay Bendito, pídele a Dios qué yo no te agarre, cabron."My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "No mas deja qué lleguemos a la casa, huerco fregado!"My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Mal agradecido, cuando yo era chiquita, no teniamos ni Playstation ni Nada!"My mother taught me LOGIC - "Como que por qué? Porque YO digo!"My mother taught me about INSPIRATION - "Si llegas con malas calificaciones, te voy a dar con la chancla, huerco flojo"(And my favorite...)My Mother taught me about WISDOM- "Tu crees qué sabes todo, verdad? Aprende a limpiarte la cola primero!"

I'd like to meet:

Well like i said before i am a nudist, wait i forgot to say that, oh well, i like to party naked and would like to meet a girl with the same interests, specially a naked cook girl, that would complete me...hahaha.

Music:

I like all kinds of music from Northern Mexican Music to the very Hip Hop kind, sometime i even listen to the birds sing outside my window, some of them suck though...

Movies:

I enjoy Comedy of course, but i can watch anything but i must warn you i cry at dramatic movies, and jump at scary movies i need a girl by my side so that she can hold me when the monster comes out of the movie...

Television:

I am a good surfer, but sometimes i freeze the channel wave to take a break in what ever it is that catches my attention, but again, Comedy comes first...then music videos.

Books:

not much of a reader but i do own a couple of books, to include a Bible...

Heroes:

There are a lot of Heroes in this world, therefore i take a lil bit from each one and try to apply it to my life, so i dont have a specific heroe, but my mom would be at the top...

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A good music video...

One of my favorites rite now...   .hov:hover{background-color:yellow} CRAZY (Gnarls Barkley) ...
Posted by Im like the USAF, No Juan comes close! on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST