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Are you Raytard Tallpants?

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About Me

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Jul 23, 2:37 am PDT

Yes, I deleted all your friends. Your friends are assholes, and so are you. NOW FUCK OFF!(

My Interests

I'm not really interested in anything. I have no interest in having interests. Almost everything irritates me.

I'd like to meet:

People who won't send me a quiz that tells me what person/place/thing I am from pop culture. I am not a character in a movie, and I am not a band, no matter what the internet may tell you.People who don't quote things to prove they are smart or clever. It doesn't make you smart or clever, it makes you a parrot. I don't want to meet parrots, I am allergic to feathers.People who recognize that its "what you are like" and not "what you like" that matters.People that know the difference between facts and beliefs.People who don't think that they are my friend BEFORE they talk to me.People who aren't bands I have never heard of.

adopt your own retarded green hampster!

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Music:

Nirvana, My Bloody Valentine, Sex Pistols, Jesus Lizard, Beach Boys(not the Mike Love surfing and marry your cousin shit, but the Brian Wilson stuff), Lake of Dracula, Scissor Girls, Melt Banana, Mr. Quintron, Lonesome Organist, Radiohead, The theme from Twin Peaks, Velvet Underground, The Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth, Interpol, Public Enemy, The Pixies, The Breeders, The Raincoats, Stereolab, Le Tigre, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Arcade Fire, X-Ray Specs, Metric, and anything by John Ashcroft.

Movies:

Thank You For Smoking, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, The Host, Idiocracy, The Baxter, Lost in Translation, Sideways, Life Aquatic, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, American Beauty, Fight Club, Seven, Time Bandits, Big Trouble in Little China, American Werewolf in London, The Station Agent, Trainspotting, Owning Mahoney, Before Sunrise/Before Sunset, new Gamera movies, Supersize Me, Crumb, Dummy, Groundhog Day, Punch Drunk Love, The Big Lebowski, Amelie, Magnolia, Midnight Madness, Bad Santa, Michael Moore movies(althouth The Big One isn't very good), Hal Hartley movies, all the Star Wars movies, even the new ones, all the Christopher Guest movies from Guffman on, March of the Penguins, Flash Gordon.

Television:

Mad Men, Flight of the Conchords, This American Life, 30 Rock, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Heros, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Ali G., Bill Maher, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, TV Nation, The Awful Truth, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, South Park, Futurama, Max Headroom, Carnivalle, Late Show with David Letterman, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Degrassi, Spectreman, Gigglesnort Hotel, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, The Amazing Race, Insomniac, Chappelle Show, The Larry Sanders Show, Doctor Who, Survivor, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Stella, Colbert Report, Extras, My Name is Earl, The Office (Yes, the US version too), I love the __s, the Soup, Dr. Katz, Trigger Happy, Wonder Showzen, Best Week Ever, Spongebob, Lost, I've Got a Secret, Lingo

Books:

I hate books and so do you. You don't have to pretend to like books anymore. They served their purpose and now we can be done with them.

Heroes:

Larry David, David Letterman, David Cross, Dave Chappelle, Dave Attell, and sometimes Dave Foley. Basically anyone with a David name. Most everyone that has ever been fired by Air America, and Gamera the flying turtle.

My Blog

Short people are bad for Reno

Short robbers strike Reno bakery STAFF REPORT Posted: 8/29/2007 STORY CHAT(read or post comments) A short gunman and an accomplice robbed a Reno bakery this afternoon.The men demanded money from the o...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

British dwarfs penis gets stuck to hoover

Mon Aug 20, 3:50 PM ET EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horrib...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:52:00 PST

Reno now has magic hockey pucks!

According to THE NEWS, a cool new cult has invaded the Reno area (if your definition of invaded means a single school teacher and if your definition of cool cult means a group of fucking idiots). ...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

Breaking news...RENO STYLE!

http://news.rgj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070424/SPEC IAL01/70424055&oaso=news.rgj.com/breakingnews...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

Damn you humans

The most e-mailed story on yahoo! news at this very second is that the singer of the Monster Mash has died. BUY ME THIS PILLOW!...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

This ugly whore computered crazy jackass nazi genital webcam company

1. I just saw one of those true.com ads where they make it seem like the whore on the webcam is trying to talk to you, and she typed "lol", but she wasn't actually laughing, and I got angry.2. Of...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST

Our future conquerors love crap

Chinese Audiences Love 'Garfield' Sequel We draw no conclusions from this odd fact. Zap2It.com September 5 2006Last Modified September 5 2006, 11:53 AM PDT --> 'Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties' st...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

What does myspace have to do to get people to stop using it?

Myspace logins haven't been working much lately.  Groups and many other features have been up and down.  They were bought out by an evil propaganda machine hell bent on ruining the entire wo...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST

When visiting Reno, Sonic Youth eats at the Reno Hilton Buffet

Here are a few things for discussing. 4th of July:We spent this day as you would expect, inside of a casino with Thurston Moore and no possible hope of seeing any fireworks.  First we watched th...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 07:22:00 PST

I'm a pepto-bismol dance machine

This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on the internet. Someone got paid to make this site. Somebody who was getting paid came up with the idea. A bunch more people who were getting paid a...
Posted by Are you Raytard Tallpants? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST