About Me

SPILL THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

Yup, this pretty much sums it all up.

BEWARE THE MUTANT, THE ALIEN, THE HERETIC...

"You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit."

My Interests

Politics, piercings, tattoos, hair dye, music, movies, board games, pencil and paper rpgs, video games, computers, electronics, cars, bmws, motorcycles, world of warcraft

I'd like to meet:

Not you. That means don't invite me. We're not friends.

The Juggernaut.

These guys:

Music:

More than you'd care to read about.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, Butterfly Effect, Bubba Ho-tep, True Romance, countless others I can't list at the moment.

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Daily Show, Chapelle's Show, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Reno 911, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network

Books:

Catch 22, 1984, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings

Heroes:

Darth Vader, Jello Biafra, Howard Stern, Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Karl Marx, Hunter S. Thompson, Che Guervara, others I can't recall.

My Blog

Norse Mythology

So last night I was lying in my bed wide awake and these crazy viking looking guys appeared before me. They went on about something about them being Norse gods and all this shit. They demanded I grow ...
Posted by The Emperor of Japan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:53:00 PST

Excellent!

I just watched The Illusionist. All I can say is "wow". It was excellent, far beyond my expectations. And just a tad sappy.
Posted by The Emperor of Japan on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

Do what now?

Yeh this is where I got it from....
Posted by The Emperor of Japan on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST

Italicized Bold Words

Ok, I can understand that some people think they are artistic, or intelligent, or original. Putting comments under your pictures and bolding or italicizing every other word is neither artistic or orig...
Posted by The Emperor of Japan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RAGING FUCKING BULL

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.