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Mateo Alvarez

That's much too vulgar a display of power, Karris....

About Me

I Recruit, Train, & Serve.


A Tasteful blend of Friedrich Nietschze, Albert Einstein, Carly Fiorina, Charles Darwin & JRR Tolkien with a dash of Charlie's Angels for spice.
The one and only Gay, Afro-centric Wiccan Grunge-Metal Hippie Philosopher with the Soul Of A Poet and the Heart Of A Warrior that Happens To Like Techno. As a Wiccan Shamaness, I give thanks to the Goddess. Quistis is junctioned to me. I want to marry Linkin Park. I rule Columbus from my Elite Tactical Headquarters in Polaris. Mittenz is my faithful steed, and when I hold aloft my sword, she becomes Swift Wind.

Special Announcement: If you like the musical "RENT" then DON'T ADD ME 'CAUSE 'YER DORKSIDED

Me + Erika = Solar Twins
"Bye Pumpkin!!!"
"Why is everyone looking at me like that?"
"I MADE the Apprentice"
"Omarosa Manigault-Stalworth I"
"The Last Real Actress-Diva Alive"
"Nothin! Not EVER!"
"America's #1 Supercriminal, Sharon Stone"
"Do you REALLY think you can contend with the will of-- MAKEUP WOMAN!!!!"
You scored as She-ra. You are the princess of power. You are one tough woman. You can take on an army of foes and come out strong. You have no fear.

She-ra


100%

Castaspella


87%

Frosta


70%

Mermista


60%

Shadow Weaver


53%

Catra


50%

Scorpia


40%

Glimmer


23%

Entrapta


3%
Which She-ra character are you?
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"If by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people -- their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties -- someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal.""- JFK *darkmesenger* ( on XBOX Live! )

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tiffany Patterson AKA "New York"... Tiffany is that powerful, outspoken, and confident D.I.V.A. from Flavor of Love who successfully trampled every one of her foes until the end, with the exception of Hoops. You're my hero NEW YORK!!

Music:

Goldfrapp, Halou, Alpha, Cocteau Twins, Imogen Heap, Lamb, Tori Amos, Millenia Nova, Kudu, Mandalay, Kate Bush, Tina Dico, M83, Fischerspooner, LAL, Benny Benassi, Bjork, Daft Punk, The Dining Rooms, DJ Tiesto, BT, Hooverphonic, Telepopmusik, Kaskade, Anjali, Lemongrass, Jhno, Telefuzz, Verbrilli Sound, Morcheeba, Mono

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Movies:

The Net, Disclosure, Serial Mom, Single White Female, Charlie's Angels, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Minority Report, Freeway II: Confessions Of A Trickbaby, Desperate Living

Television:

Xena, Andromeda, Babylon5, Farscape, CrankYankers, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Flavor of Love, ST:VOY, ST:DS9, ST:ENT, La Femme Nikita, Viper.

Heroes:

Jamie Dimon CEO JPMorgan,
The Boss Lady,
Hector Ruiz AMD,
Bill Gates Microsoft,
Howard Dean

My Blog

It’s April, Folks! Witches UNITE!!

In a time of forgotten gods, the immaculate Diana, Mighty Hecate and Bastet join to form the triple spiral of the ultimate Goddess, Shiva.  And it is in this holy month of April, that all doors a...
Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:15:00 PST

Preparing Tofu At Home

Hi, I’m posting my Tofu Udon recipe for those of you who have expressed an interest in making a tofu and noodle stir-fry at home.  If you eat meat, you can either add shrimp as described, ...
Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:10:00 PST

Switchfoot Up In Arms Tour is ON!

For all you Charmed fans, Switchfoot, the band on many of the charmed episodes is playing in Indianapolis on Tuesday 4/8.This is a time to kick back, rock out, and have a blast with one of the most aw...
Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:57:00 PST

Sex With Midget

I want to have sex with a midget dressed up like a leprechaun.  What do yall think?  Has anyone had sex with a midget?
Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:42:00 PST

I Cried Tonight...

Hello Deers,Tonight I finally watched the Series Finale of Charmed.  I got Season 8 on DVD for xmas.  It was so totally awesome.  I cried at the end-- totally in tears.  Everybody ...
Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:01:00 PST

How Polaris Bitches Roll...

I'm Black, I'm Gay, and I'm Crazy, so I can do whatever the fuck I want, and get away with it!!!  --Journey of Earth-Girl, 12242007"HEAT That Shit UP!!"  --Tony & Andie, Book of Shadows,...
Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:12:00 PST

Taxi Cab Messiah

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Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:31:00 PST

September 25th is Man-Hater Day!!!

Today, September 25th, is OFFICIALLY Man-Hater Day!On this charming occasion, women everywhere are encouraged to:Viciously AttackPut out on the streetWithold sex fromChokeOR Hang up on, your BOYFRIEND...
Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:25:00 PST

For Dinner Tonight...

Orange Roughy and Snow Pea Pods in an Orange-Ginger-White Wine Sauce, served with Garlic Spinach and Mussels in a Tomato Basil Sauce.Yeah, this is what I do at 5 o'Clock in the morning....
Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:26:00 PST

How Polaris Bitches Roll...

Breakfast to me, is a delicious cigarette, a glass of wine, and a percoset.That's how Polaris Bitches roll.         & nbsp;     &nb...
Posted by Mateo Alvarez on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST