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Most alcoholics spend their whole lives recovering... I'm usually good to go by noon!

About Me

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.“Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.“They’re mating,” her father replied.“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.“That’s a daddy longlegs.” her father answered.“So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?” the little girl asked.“No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy longlegs.”The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. “Well, we’re not having that sort of shit in our garden.”STRR (unfinished)

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My Interests

Filmmaking, Paintballing, OffRoading, Guns, Knives, Porn, Movies, WW2, Astronomy, Pirates, Camping, Hiking, Writing,

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The one and only.... Dallas of Lopez!
Birthday: In a lil over a month actually
Birthplace: In a Hospital
Current Location: My room actually
Eye Color: White, green... theres a little brown in there... a spot of black... and little red lines around the side
Hair Color: blondish i guess
Height: somewher from 60 to... idk... 84 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: God blessed me with two hands, one right and one left... he was quite clever with the design i must say
Your Heritage: White
The Shoes You Wore Today: I dont believe i wore any shoes today... maybe a pair of flipflops for a little...
Your Weakness: in my wrist actually... i have a cyst in my joint... im not sure of the spelling... its suppose to get cut out here soon... but until it does... there is quite a bit of weekness in it...
Your Fears: Oh there out there... somewhere... hiding from me i suppose
Your Perfect Pizza: everything i like... nothing i dont... and is free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: having a lot more sex... any takers?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh shit.... what?
Your Best Physical Feature: my hearts nice... keeps me alive
Your Bedtime: whenever i go to sleeps been pretty much the routine recently
Your Most Missed Memory: well if i missed it how am i suppose to recall it? and where was i when it went by?
Pepsi or Coke: rootbeer is best
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king... well... mac has some damn good breakfasts... i'll let you decide
Single or Group Dates: depends how hot the other guys date is
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: which one comes with rum?
Chocolate or Vanilla: ooh... im a switch hitter on that
Cappuccino or Coffee: i honestly dont know the difference
Do you Smoke: cigars every once in a while
Do you Swear: every god damn day
Do you Sing: professionally?
Do you Shower Daily: mostly
Have you Been in Love: who hasent... you heartless bitch!
Do you want to go to College: in... but would like to go to a real one... so yes
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: umm... yeah... it would be kinda heard not to believe in yourself... hell... you wake up every morning in your own body... you look down theres your hands! who the fuck do you think is answering these quetions!? if you dont believe in yourself you must be a nutcase... i cant even really picture it... if you didnt believe in yourself... who would be the one not believing in you... couldnt be you... because your not really there!
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when trying to follow liberal reasoning
Do you think you are Attractive: id fuck me
Are you a Health Freak: no... i like my health... but im not a freak about it... probably whould be though
Do you get along with your Parents: hell yeah! there the ones who birthed me... named me... raised me... fed me... taught me how to wipe my own ass... took care of me when i needed it... hell... if you dont get along with your parents at least half the time... you must be an asshole... unless you were birthed by a douche and a turd... i guess it happens
Do you like Thunderstorms: hellz yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: well i try to... not very good though...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: good god i hope so!!! what kind of american would i be if i didnt!?
In the past month have you Smoked: i had a cigar last thursday actually
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no... well i guess technically... tobacco and alcohol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a couple times actually
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i've eaten your moms box...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i dont think so... but i should have
In the past month have you been on Stage: umm.... no?
In the past month have you been Dumped: not to my knowledge
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: havent done that in years
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only from small children.... what!... there not gonna miss it! its not even theirs! there parents bought it for em... blow me!
Ever been Drunk: hmm... look at the answer to the "drank alcohol" question
Ever been called a Tease: yeah... i don tknow why
Ever been Beaten up: no... people are scared to fight me... i dont know why... i guess i just dont piss off anyone with balls
Ever Shoplifted: no... im not that much of a jew... i mean that in a completely non antisemetic way... i in no way believe that shoplifting has anything to do with the Jewish faith or culture
How do you want to Die: successfully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Make movies! jackass!
What country would you most like to Visit: Austrailia i guess... they still like us right? fuck the other guys..
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever matches the rest of em
Favourite Hair Color: little preference
Short or Long Hair: depends on the face/body structure
Height: about 2ft 9inches when kneeling
Weight: whatever fits the rest of their body nicely
Best Clothing Style: different things look good on different girls... i like naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: wait... is this still part of the in a boy/girl part?
Number of CDs I own: i guess not... i own a shitload of cds
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

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Music:

The Offspring!!! (greatest band ever) Green Day Mindless Self Indulgence, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Sum41, Sex Pistols, Dropkick Murphys, Sublime, Dope, Mest, Blink-182, AFI, Distillers, Pennywise, Steves Main Squeeze, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, Eminem, Social Distortion, Creedence Clearwater Revival, 3 Days Grace, Audio Slave, Bad Religion, The Beach Boys, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Elton John, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, Guttermouth, Iggy Pop, Linkin Park, Richard Cheese, Metallica, Michael Jackson, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Queen, Garth Brooks, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rolling Stones, Richi Valense, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Vandals, Weezer, Weird Al Yankovic, The Who, Yellowcard, The Beatles, Elvis, Johnny Cash,and a lot of other shit!

Movies:

Too much to list! Must call!

Television:

tv is boring... South Park is pretty much the only thing worth watching... Well the Discovery channel is cool too... All the rest is crap... News is too repetitive...

Books:

i like to read, i dont really have a specific interest. for magazines, i like to read anything on jeeps. fictional novels- i mostly read fantasy or scifi. not too interested in the newspaper. i also like to read stuff on astronomy, film, paintballing, or anything in my interests section really.

Heroes:

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Posted by (o)(o) on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:34:00 PST