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Stuart

Wease the juice!

About Me

I've just started my honours this year after finishing my marine biology degree last year. I swear way too much, I don’t smoke or do drugs, I like to drink whenever I have the money and have someone to drink with. I’ve been told that on first impressions I come across as an asshole but I really don't give a shit about you or your opinion.

My Interests

bah....stuff

I'd like to meet:

With the current populations of carp set to explode into a million pieces spraying blood and faeces and eyeballs dripping with tomato sauce all over the innocent bystanders until they look away, but when they do look away heaps of other stuff happens which is well bad and then the people would be like "ah the carp weren’t that bad, I would wear them as a hat provided I was outdoors and the sun was hot and I had no other hat it wouldn’t bother me" BUT...I THINK IT WOULD BECAUSE CARP AREN’T VERY COMFORTABLE AS A HAT

Music:

I like to listen to lots of different stuff, been getting into a fair bit of metal lately

Movies:

Blues Brothers, V for Vendetta, Children of Men, 300, The Illusionist, The Great Escape, Pulp Fiction, American History X, Run Ronnie Run, Jurassic Park, the Monty Python movies, Fight Club, Snatch, Lock-stock, Transformers, the Die Hard quadrilogy, the Bourne trilogy, Star Wars (all of them), Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Blazing Saddles, Flying High, South Park movie...the list goes on

Television:

I don't really watch a lot of TV but I like to watch Family Guy, Scrubs, South Park, Mythbusters, Top Gear and all the other usual crap if I happen to be near the telly when they're on. I detest Big Brother, the Biggest Loser and Australian Idol or any of the other idol/talent shows...

Books:

just finished 'He Died With A Felafel In His Hands' by John Birmingham

Heroes:

Ferris Bueller, Optimus Prime, Captain Planet, Widget, Bananaman, Samurai Pizza Cats, Lemmiwinks, Big-foot, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Roger Ramjet, Gumby & Pokey....no-one real has impressed me enough to be considered a "hero", except maybe for Steven Bradbury, anyone who can win a gold medal out of sheer luck, is a hero in my book

My Blog

EXACTLY!

The host of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson, makes a case for fast driving and why slow drivers are a menace ... (Stolen off facebook....) "The road that connects Oxford to my house in Chipping Norton is ca...
Posted by Stuart on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:30:00 PST