Milky Joe

Grown from a seed of a marble watermelon Carey was raised in a bain-marie that became an incubator, he sprouted forth into the collective ambiguity of LIFE (how dramatic). The young lad survived on passing mink and peppercorns allowing for a balanced diet that would lengthen his body and widened his girth over time but unfortunately distanced any chance of possibly attractive facial hair to explode from his face. He made up for this through constant renderings of mules discussing Satre and the Existentialist movement amongst shortened nebulai. What this had to do with a beard was only evident when scientists realised that that facial hair was actually created much like light is through the distribution of light energy versus wavelength essentially making it non-existent. What colour had to do with mules was later discovered by scientists when they stumbled upon the realisation that mules where generally brown. Currently studying an Arts degree with a double major in Literature and Philosophy it wasn't until scientists realised that much like beards, jobs for Arts students are also non-existent and no amount of philosophising would render such a degree useful or recognisable amongst the great unwashed. To cut a long story sho..*snip*