Well, ever since I can remember I've been poppin' my collar, and some say I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot. My iPod has more songs than yours, and my jeans probably have more holes. I wear flip-flops in the snow and I act a lot tougher than I am. In my opinion, shit talking is an art. I think action movies are a waste of time. My friends are my family, and I always have their backs, just like they always have mine. My big brother means the world to me. I'm a terrific spaz. Ummm...I like getting hammered. I like bands that scream a lot. I dig 80s music and 70s cars. Oh, and again: I'm in love with my friends. I clean up pretty well, and I wish I could wear dresses to work. I hate mirrors. I like watching the same movie over and over again. I like weird music that generally no one else likes. "Nobody likes what I like, that's how I like it." Soft rock radio stations make me more excited than anything. I've been known to pre-game harder than you party. I have way more guy friends than female ones. YOU can find me at the beerpong table.
