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The Machine

Here is something you can't understand. How i could just kill a man.

About Me

oi, im Shaun...i was born and raised in Tennessee. you really can't tell by looking at me but yea, im a country boy. everyone says i should be a comedian but some of the funniest shit i say no one understands and i think that is what makes it funny. i also am the one that will go out and do crazy shizzle just for the hell of it. i go to school at ETSU, study Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under Casey Oxendine and Muay Thai with Tim M.O.A.B. Stout. want to know anything else just ask My pirate name is: Dread Pirate Kidd Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.Take the quiz:
What Kind of Pirate are Ye? (*Pix*)

Cut Throat Pirate
Aye Aye Captain! You have the attitude to rule the Seven Seas! You like to take charge in life and consider all of your Crew Members as brothers. Your dreams are as endless as the stars in the sky. You share your booty with the ones you trust...which may only be a few. But when it comes to living, you know how to do it right!
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You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?

My Interests

i am all about BJJ (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) and MMA! it is my new love. i love to compete in grappling tournaments! i did purdy damn well in my last one. its the greatest thing in the world. i am now a Blue Belt. my second love is snowboarding. there is nothing like head'n to Beech and slap ass'n around all day with friends. im all about BMX. i also injoy camping and four wheeling and I LOVE UGA FOOTBALL!!!! (hey, im from the south). But my team is the Irish! play'n football. Disc Golf is one of the greatest sports ever!(i suck at the other) i just like to be outside doing something. I LOVE GOING TO THE LAKE AND CHILL'N ALL DAY. <> PIRATES OF BOONE LAKE! <> DSMs even tho they really piss you off all the time: boost creep=still faster than hondasTake the quiz:
Which guitar are you

Gibson Les Paul
You are a Gibson Les Paul. You are a favorite of some of the best metal AND rock and roll bands. You are flaxible and can be used in almost any genre. you are a classic.

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I'd like to meet:

Maynard, Jeremy Horn,the Shark,Gina Carano, GSP, Wanderlei Silva! Babalu Daniel Gracie, me, Renato "Babalu" Sobral (got to hang out with Babalu and Daniel and they are 2 of the coolest people i know!!), Sean Sherk Babalu Jeremy Horn
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: shaun mayo
Birthday: july 21
Birthplace: KPT
Current Location: KPT
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: south paw
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: those eyes and that smile
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do what i can to make my team mates better.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: what are you looking at??
Your Best Physical Feature: sholders
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: highschool football
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: thats for me to know
Do you Shower Daily: dont know who daily is but i do
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: one step ahead of ya
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: could not tell ya
Are you a Health Freak: yes, and its bad
Do you get along with your Parents: mom-yes, dad-we argue all the time about dumb shit
Do you like Thunderstorms: love'um
Do you play an Instrument: a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you bet
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: shit no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup, work there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: o hell yea!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: you bet!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: o my yes
Ever been called a Tease: doubt it
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: with a smile
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a great dad/husband
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: short and sweet
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: jeans and a t-shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: to damn many
Number of Piercings: 6 down to 1
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not getting to see johnny cash before he died :(

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Music:

for the most part metal but as of late ive fallen in love with country. anything from TOOL and Slipknot to AFI and Kenny Chesney.i love it allTake the quiz:
Which Guitar Player Are You?

Zakk Wylde
You are Zakk Wylde! You are the guitarist for Ozzy, and have your own project called Black Label Society. You've been voted the Most Valuable Guitar Player a few times, and its for obvious reasons. Your weapon is the pinch harmonic, and you use it in ways never before done. And you drink beer. A lot.

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Movies:

Boondock Saints, Snatch, Old School, Out Cold, Saw, Saw II, Shaun of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead (old and new)Pirates...,war movies are always nice, and how can i forget Ice Age?!?
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


80%

Michael Myers


70%

Jason Voorhees


70%

Freddy Krueger


65%

Candyman


60%

Pinhead


55%

Leatherface


50%

Hannibal Lecter


50%

Buffalo Bill


25%

Captain Spaulding


10%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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Television:

Family Guy, UFC, PRIDE, KOTC, other than that i really try not to watch a lot of TV

Books:

book is a four letter word and four letter words are badTake the quiz:
What Martial Art Are You?

Ninjutsu
You are ninjutsu, you clever fox! You rely on a variety of different principles and techniques to get through the day. You are clever, versatile and often totally unexpected! Ninjutsu covers a great deal of ground, as you know how to handle weapons, avoidance, hand to hand techniques and sometimes espionage. Few know anything about you, and you use that to your advantage as you hide, dodge or trip your way into victory. Ninjutsu is spiritually concerned with endurance, both of the body and the heart.
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shaun mayo --
[noun]:
A deadly strain of projectiile vomit
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You scored as Rich Franklin. For more info, go to http://www.ufc.com/index.cfm?fa=fighter.detail&pid=296

Rich Franklin


100%

Ken Shamrock


67%

Matt Hughes


33%

Frank Trigg


33%

Georges St. Pierre


33%

Vernon White


33%

Forrest Griffin


33%

Paul Buentello


17%

Andrei Arlovski


0%

Chuck Liddell


0%

Karo Parisyan


0%

Tito Ortiz


0%

Chris Leben


0%

Randy Couture


0%
Which UFC Fighter do u resemble?
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Heroes:

my mom. anyone that will get in the ring....win or lose anyone that does not give up and that believes in themselfBlessed be the LORD, my rock, who trains my hands for battle, my fingers for war;
You scored as Ford F-250. You are a Ford F-250, strong and rugged.

Ford F-250


100%

Dodge Viper SRT-10


95%

Dodge SRT-4


95%

Acura RSX Type-S


90%

2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse


90%

Pontiac Aztec


20%
What type of car/truck are you?
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Which Mix Martial Artist would you be?

Wanderlei Silva
You're very strong you can either fight standing up or on the ground but you'd rather have a striking match. You're also very cocky because you know the fact you can take anybody on wether it be a striker or grappler.
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My Blog

nothing really

it seems that the same thing happends to me over and over again. its like after a while you almost expect it to happen.
Posted by The Machine on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:24:00 PST

fighting

the more i think about it the more i cant wait!!! i can not wait for my debut fight! its all i can think about. ive been cutting weight for forever and i train just about every day. and...
Posted by The Machine on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:11:00 PST

makes you think

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter ...
Posted by The Machine on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:11:00 PST

bring MMA to TN

http://www.petitiononline.com/mma/petition.html as of right now it is illegal to have a MMA fight in the state of Tennessee and we are trying to make it legal so help us out...
Posted by The Machine on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:14:00 PST