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About Me

Haley and Ramsey, "Thank you! Thankyouverymuch!"

RNC by "The White Maumba"
Me and Dustin "Diablo" Walden. Hand wrapper, face-slapper, all around ninja.
Me and Erick a.k.a. Dean Cain
Me and Casey Oxendine. He's a real good friend 'o mine!
"The Laughin Assassin" and the "M.O.A.B."
Members of Team Oxendine
East Tennessee Mixed Martial Arts
Hi. My name is Jay Page. How you doin'?
I'm 33 years old, 5'11" tall, divorced with two beautiful and awesome little girls, Haley and Ramsey, 9 and 11, and incredibly broke. Haley is wide open most of the time and Ramsey is more laid back. Both are funnier than any TV sitcom characters you've seen on TV. They are the love of my life.
I have competed in numerous submission tournaments and I have fought in Mixed Martial Arts now for 6 years under Casey Oxendine in Johnson City. Now, I train at the East Tennessee school of Mixed Martial Arts with Jimmy Neely. He is a ninja and will kill you.
I downloaded some of my fights on my profile here in the VIDEO section if you want to go have a look see. I am a former Warrior FC Light-Heavyweight champion. Right now, they have me ranked the number 5 amateur MMA fighter in the world in the ISCF rankings... Click Here... . I have a great fight team who are my family that has been with me through thick and thin.
Amateur Fight Record (7-1)
http://fcfighter.brinkster.net/fighter.asp?FighterID=253665
1. Win: Anthony Terry (Submission: Rear Naked Choke) Gladiator FC II 4/23/05
2. Win: Todd Collier (TKO: Didn't Answer the Bell for Round 3) Warrior FC 17: Undisputed 12/17/05
3. Win: Chris Huffman (Submission: Guillotine Choke) Warrior FC 25: Battle in Middlesboro 5/6/06
4. Win: Charles Glenn (Submission: Strikes) Warrior FC 27: Proving Ground 6/3/06
5. Win: Clell Swinney (DQ: Illegal Strikes to the Back of the Head) Caged Combat Challenge II: 10/7/06
6. Win: Steve Franchini (KO: Head Kick) State Line MMA: Double Cross 2/17/07
7. Loss: Tony Murray (KO: Strikes) Warrior FC 7/14/07
8. Win: Alonzo Alvarez (Submission: Achilleslock) Warrior FC 4/12/08

Ummm....I don't know really what to say here.

Kids are alot like slinky toys. They're useless when they just sit there, but loads of fun when you push them downstairs....I'm kidding! Haley got in that position and I snapped a shot, I swear to God.
I couldn't hurt these monsters in a million years.

My Interests

MMA Highlight

Submission Fighting Highlight

Jay Page vs Anthony Terry
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Jay Page vs Todd Collier
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Jay Page vs Chris Huffman
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Jay Page vs CJ Glenn
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Jay Page vs Steve Franchini

Jay Page vs Alonzo Alvarez Part 1

Jay Page vs Alonzo Alvarez Part 2

Jay Page vs Alonzo Alvarez Part 3

My first jump at skydiving!!!

I'd like to meet:

In the MMA community:
Fedor Emelianenko who just so happens to be the Pride Fighting Championship Heavyweight champion and by far the baddest man on the planet.

Famous female:
Besides my babies, I think she is the most beautiful thing that God has ever created. I love you, Lucy. Please come home....

But most of all:
God. I sure would like to meet God one day and hopefully He's not too mad about stupid stuff I've done here on Earth and for the earthly lust I have for Lucy Liu. But you asked me who I'd like to meet. Doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to. Please don't change your mind about me, Lord. I'm still in the works. Hehe...

Music:

Movies:

Where to start? Above all, 300 is my favorite of all time. A close second is True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Good Fellas, A Bronx Tale, Scarface, anything with Pesci, DeNiro, or Pacino. I saw The Spiderwick Chronicles with my girls and it was actually pretty good. Gladiator, Troy, Snatch, The Usual Suspects is a good movie to watch once. After you've seen it and know what happens, it loses its value...The Last Yard, Happy Gilmore, ALL the Rocky movies, Rambo movies were good too, Cloverfield was actually pretty good as well, etc., etc.

Television:

Any Pay-Per-View of the Ultimate Fighting Championship or Pride Fighting Championship. Reality TV sucks a big bag of assholes and needs to go back to Hell where it came from. sports layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

Books:

The last book I read was a bed time story to my little girls. It was about a couple of kids that divided a bunch of cookies their mother made. Some neighborhood kids came over and they divided the pile again. More kids kept coming over until it was where all the kids just had one cookie. The doorbell rang one more time and guess who it was? Grandma with more cookies. It scared the shit out of me.

Heroes:

My parents and members of Team Oxendine. In other words, the family.

My Blog

Making Weight in MMA

I saw this article and thought I'd post it for MMA fighters who are cutting weight for fights. It's a very informative article. I hope it helps... Making the Weight Have any of you ever watched a weig...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:32:00 PST

And Satan swings for the fences...

Yesterday, I dare say, was one of the worst days of my life.Haley's got mono, Ramsey's got strep throat, I had to get rid of their pet rat because it had mites and was causing these horrible boil like...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:30:00 PST

God vs Science

A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then ...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:51:00 PST

School shootings

I read a blog from someone about the VT shooting a second ago and it got me to thinking about all the shootings that has been going on in the past concerning students in schools. Everybody says t...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:37:00 PST

10 things about me.

A'ight. Diane tagged me about 10 years ago to do this and I have had the best intentions of doin' it and have procrastinated long enough. Here goes..... 10 things about me you probably didn't know. 10...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:25:00 PST

My sister's new cats.

For the longest time, my sister Shanna wanted to get hairless Sphinx cats. I saw pictures of them online and thought they were the most hideous creatures on the face of the world. One step away from b...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

Why do I fight?

I've been asked this question alot. If you ask this question to fighters in MMA, you'll get different answers. Some say they fight for the audience, some say for the rush, some will say for the reputa...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

The road to 185.

Alright. So begins my road to 185 lbs. Reason being, I've fought in 5 MMA fights at 205 lbs. and although I've won them all, it has become painfully obvious to me that the 205 league is not for me. ...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:10:00 PST

Back by popular demand! Kareoke Time!!!

Never Ending Story http://www.ksolo.com/actions/showSongProfile.do?rid=203714&a mp;sid=22896&uid=118224 Water Runs Dry (In the voice of Golem from Lord of the Rings) http://www.ksolo.com/act...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:33:00 PST

It's Ramsey's Birthday!!!

Well, my youngest turns 8 tommorrow, actually. It's all the same to her. She loves presents and she loves food, two of her favorite things, so she'll be eating high on the hog tommorrow. Lucky that he...
Posted by The Laughin Assassin on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST