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Fab

PUSSYWILLOWS Dottie...

About Me

Let me start off by answering that inevitable question: Yes, Fabio IS my real name. Spare me your 'I can't believe it's not butter..' garbage and any quips you might have about a particular Italian model with larger breasts then Anna Nicole Smith. Trust me, I've heard allll the 'Fabio' jokes ever uttered. So I promise you-- you're not as original as you may think ; ) I've been told that I'm clumsy because I'm tall and shit, but I have theory: it's not that I'm big, it's that this world is too small. Honestly, things just are not made for people over 5'10. It sucks. It makes me sad. I hit my head everywhere = ( I also constantly bang shoulders into roommates. But I need love too, damn it!!! Things people don't generally don't know about me: I'm actually a kick ass parallel parker, I tend to stay up past 3 am just because, I have a tendency to get protective of friends when I'm drunk, I'm a really good listener and give good advice (though I suck at taking it for myself), I like to smell everything, which can sometimes get me in trouble with my roommate, who HATES it when I smell her food, I'm a true lover of history and nature, I like the concept of religions, but I don't like the practice of them by men. I like to think. A lot. I tend to overthink things, but I'm not sure that's a bad thing. I like to challenge myself and then see if I'll rise to it. Most of the time I'm too tired from staying up till 3...

My Interests

Art, Theatre, Film, Literature, Politics, Music, Kissing is pretty fun (if it's done right)

I'd like to meet:

For me, intelligence is the best quality one can possess. I like thinkers-- people who question logic. plausibility and authority, but are able to do it respectfully and thoughtfully. People who think about how things affect them and others. In my eyes, the meaning of life is to continuously question it. So if you can't sit down and justify your existence in any way, that's just no good... Unless you're really freakin' hot!!!

Music:

Counting Crows, Black Eyed Pees, Anouk, No Doubt, Natasha Beddingfield, Mat Kearney, Regina Spektor, Imogen Heap, India.Arie, Missy, Sarah, Janet, Aerosmith, Portishead, Death Cab, Postal Service, Dishwalla, Lebo M, Tom Jobim, Chico Buarque, Jorge Aragao; Anything Brazilian, African or Indian, lots and lots of classics, too!

Movies:

Gosford Park, The Great Race, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Y tu Mama Tambien (but why wasn't there ANY sex in it?!?), X2 (minus Halle Berry-- grrrr), Love Actually, Gone with the Wind, Goonies, Indiana Jones Trilogy (actually, you can leave out the middle one...) Star Wars Trilogy, Clue, Hot Shots!, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters' Dead, Serial Mom, Cry Baby, Birdcage, Home for the Holidays, Bossa Nova, City of God, Pan's Labrynth, CHICAGO, THe War of the Roses. I love the scary stuff. And I'm big into english period films. Yeah. I like those...

Television:

LOST! Heroes! LOST! Heroes! LOST! Heroes! Ugly Betty, Other goodies: Curb your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Sexo en la Ciudad; almost anything on HBO. I love Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel and the History Channel. But I must admit, I do get drawn into the various countdown shows on E! and VH1...

Books:

The Fountainhead, Demian, Siddhartha, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Harry Potter Series, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Catcher in the Rye, House of The Spirits, Rules of Attraction; I'm an X-Men FREAK. Whaaaat?! They're cool, man! Really...they...are...

Heroes:

My Mom, Ali, any friend that comes to my aid, The X-Men (except Halle Berry...), The Thundercats, Spider-Man, Batman...y'know, people like that....

My Blog

Don't try this at home!!!!!!!!!

Whenever you're drunk and around people's cell phones, you must always resist the urge to take their phones and send obscene text messages to random people in their phone book. Especially when you end...
Posted by Fab on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

Spring Awakening

If anyone hasn't seen or heard this show, you're a douche-bag, man! It's so beautifully amazing! It's gonna take this world by storm and shit. Represent!
Posted by Fab on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST

What the hell?

What the hell does 'Kumbaya' mean, seriously?!
Posted by Fab on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

Y'know who I wanna meet...?

...I want to meet the phone lady. Y'know the phone lady. We all know the phone lady-- she's the one that says great stuff like 'this number is no longer in service' and 'the party you are trying to re...
Posted by Fab on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:21:00 PST

Ice?!

Ok so we're forever told not to drink water from the tap. Shit, especially here in NYC. It's gross and disgusting and is contaminated with minerals and rat poop. So then they invented the Britta (a Ne...
Posted by Fab on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:42:00 PST

Entree Envy

So have you ever gone out to eat with someone and you both order the same thing and all is well and good. And then your food arrives and you look at your plate and their plate and notice that their pl...
Posted by Fab on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST

My first blog

Thought I'd try this shit out. My roommate writes funny ones. I dunno. So I've recently discovered a new addiction: VH1's World Series of Pop Culture. Anyone? Anyone? Beuler...? It's mezmerizingly ent...
Posted by Fab on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:56:00 PST