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stu

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About Me



i once ate a caterpillar - i thought it was a gooseberry

i am 8791 days old at my last count

i am 4567832nd in line to the throne

i have what looks like it could be the makings of a third nipple

i once woke up after a night out with a whole block of cheese in my bed

on the first morning of this millennium i woke up outside wilko's in derby with no shoes and i was using my trousers as a pillow

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My Interests

Right now, I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe.!

I'd like to meet:

6 dead/ 6 alive and me at a dinner party

oscar wilde
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

groucho marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

sigmund freud
"If youth knew; if age could."

george bernard shaw
"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."

mark twain
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

dylan thomas
"Someone's boring me. I think it's me."

bob dylan
"What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do."

woody allen
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

dylan moran
"Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits."

eddie izzard
“You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym!”

jack black
“We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.”

marilyn manson
“I'm not against God. I'm against the Misuse of God.”

Music:

elliott smith

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- heatmiser - everclear - hootie and the blowfish - ben kweller - something for kate - ben folds five - seth lakeman - death cab for cutie - xavier rudd - gram parsons - counting crows - rocky votolato - lemonheads - james blunt - damien rice - the stills - the shins - ryan adams - whiskeytown - bob dylan - the who - weezer - metallica - foo fighters - queens of the stone age - bellwether - harry manx - goo goo dolls - thea gilmore - audioslave - shawn mullins - rosie thomas - matchbox 20 - gin blossoms - gas giants - damien jurado - brady brock - the havenots - hayden - five for fighting - phantom planet - remy zero - incubus - jeff buckley - pearl jam - new radicals - neil young - natalie merchant -muse - mew - mclusky - dashboard confessional - mars volta - lynard skynard - ludovico einaudi - kane - the strand arcade - john mayer - ghost of the robot - jesse malin - jayhawks - jason mraz - inme - ida - three doors down - heather nova - grand drive - gemma hayes - garth brooks - dixie chicks - oranger - barenaked ladies - flaming lips - ed harcourt - ooberman - dave matthews band - creed - staind - idlewild - the calling - brand new - ben lee - the bens - american football - pete yorn - the waifs- bruce springsteen - rolling stones - adam smith - foo fighters - eagles of death metal - the raconteurs - led zeppelin -
at the drive-in
Like a broken arrow,
I'll catch the tail wind and draw the clouds,
burning sugar,
as black as smoke,
closing walls; I open my heart.
She sings when she hurts.
It's good to sink deep inside, to my only touchstone.
She's a friend in the dark, my strength, my memories.
She delights in torture,
but she holds my hand and never shields me.
Because the best shield is to accept the pain,
then what can really destroy me?
Let me close my eyes and lie invisible,
and perhaps the clouds will pass through me.

Movies:

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some sense of wonderment - taxi driver - fight club - good will hunting - sin city - se7en - goodfellas - shawshank redemption - annie hall - the last samurai - manhattan - rebel without a cause - chasing amy - clerks - amelie - swingers - Bom yeoreum gaeul gyeoul geurigo bom - big lebowski - double indemnity - raging bull - casino - the tao of steve - cool hand luke - fargo - the usual suspects - ed wood - edward scissorhands - small time crooks - the man who wasn't there - kung fu hustle - sidewalks of new york - mighty aphrodite - the big blue - napoleon dynamite - rear window - amores perros - y tu mama tambien - bananas - run lola run - the motorcycle diaries - paris texas -finding nemo - hannah and her sisters - shrek - robin hood - robin hood prince of thieves - donnie darko - raging bull - the color of money - the hustler - the royal tenenbaums - ghost dog - casablanca - the nightmare before christmas - everything you always wanted to know about sex *but were afraid to ask - lawn dogs - oh brother where art thou - city of god - the birds - carlito's way - memento - igby goes down - ash wednesday - lost in translation - unforgiven - a time to kill - the lost boys - pirates of the caribbean and many more.....

Television:

family guy - friends - the simpsons - scrubs - futurama - big train - spaced - alan partridge - lost

Books:

veronika decides to die - paulo coelho / catcher in the rye - j d salinger / lord of the flies - william golding / fever pitch - nick hornby

Heroes:

elliott smith, woody allen, luffer

My Blog

running man 1.1

so its been about ten years since i've had to run for longer than a few seconds at time and i've convinced my self that if i run for longer than this my shins would explode, such was the feeling last ...
Posted by stu on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:58:00 PST

half term stupidity

the good thing about teaching film is that film marathons can almost count as research stupidly i said to leigh yesterday that i don't really like the alien films today my 'education' starts and ends ...
Posted by stu on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

league table

      Points 1 Chris Annable Belper 39 2 Tom Foster Derby 29 3 Jaz Williams Derby 27 4 Aden Fisher Belper 25 5 Luke Alldread Belper 24 6 Adam Russell ...
Posted by stu on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:03:00 PST

District 13

as i start lecturing on film in just over three weeks (fucking hell by the way) i'm thinking that maybe i should start watching a few films again - it's been a while since i've actually sat and watche...
Posted by stu on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:40:00 PST

pedictions league - 23/08/06

    Points 1 Chris Annable 27 2 Tom Foster 17 3 Jaz Williams 14 4 Dave Bains 13 5 Luke Alldread 12 6 Ben Nichols 11 7 Chris Yeomans 11 8 Stuart Parkin ...
Posted by stu on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:10:00 PST

Predictions League

1 Chris Annable 17 2 Tom Foster 12 3 Adam Russell 10 4 Ben Nichols 9 5 Luke Alldread 8 = Jaz Williams 8 7 Dave Bains 7 8 Stuart Parkin 6 = Chris Parkin 6 10 ...
Posted by stu on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:46:00 PST

Reptile Rehoming

check out my new website it's so bum www.reptilerehome.tk
Posted by stu on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:08:00 PST

a poem about my pet frog in the style of a child

i have a frog called kif the cutest frog i've seen sometimes he is brown but when he is happy he is green he eats crickets and he has big webbed toes and he smiles wherever he goes...
Posted by stu on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:52:00 PST

death cab and my concert cunt book

after a long, ( i'd like to say hard but that would be bullshit) day at work i drove, a little too fast a t times, up to leeds to watch death cab for cutie with adz last night. i hadn't realised...
Posted by stu on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST

Dylan Moran and Stoke

went to watch dylan moran last night - was absolutely fooking hilarious. bought the tickets last september and it feels like the shows been taking forever to arrive but he did not disappoint. especial...
Posted by stu on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:55:00 PST