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You Know You're Addicted to Smoking When...
- You put scotch tape on a broken one.- You only smoke half of the cigarette so you can start on the next one sooner.- A big white truck with the picture of a camel rolls up to your house twice a week with your supply of smokes.- You are considering changing your name to Malboro.- You smoke in the shower.- You've convinced yourself that second-hand smoke is not harmful if you inhale really really deeply.- Your children are named: Winston, Philip Morris and Misty.- R.J. Reynolds sends you a Christmas card.- You're waiting for the last few pews to become a designated smoking area before you'll go back to church.- People invite you outside to admire the stars, and it's daytime.- Every time you light up a cigarette your family stops, drops and rolls.- Your family's Christmas wish list consists of gas masks, fire extinguishers and air fresheners.- You have an environmental awareness group protesting on your lawn.- Your family goes to Los Angeles for fresh air.- Your friends have named their secondhand smoke related coughs after me.- Your cat has taken to wearing "The Patch"- Your family uses fog horns to navigate around you.- Just watching the 400 metre race during the Olympics makes you tired.- The local iron lung dealer sends you their product brochures.- Phillip Morris sends you their annual report and thanks you for your help.- You recently read somewhere that your former cigarette manufacturer went out of business shortly after you switched to a new brand.- Your doctor [excitedly] asks for your permission to use your lung x-rays at his next "Quit Smoking" seminar.- You take baths because the shower puts 'em out- Your nickname at work is "Breakroom."- You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Smoking.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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