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Becca

u do it well :)

About Me

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

Fave TV shows: Sex and the City, Nip/Tuck, 24, LOST, Entourage, So You Think You Can Dance?, Brothers and Sisters, Bill Maher, Damages, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Hills...

I'd like to meet:

Bill Maher (I love his show), George W (so I could tell him what a horrible president he is), Clinton (so I could tell him we want him back!, Jane Austen, Maroon 5 lead singer (Adam), John Kerry, Barishnikov (greatest dancer), James MaCavoy, Bono, Jake Gyllenhaal, George Clooney, Audrey Hepburn, etc."Fool me once, shame on--shame on you. Fool me --- you can't get fooled again" - George W. Bush "The illiteracy level of our children are appalling" - George W. Bush "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"- George W. Bush "Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush " [My critics] misunderestimated me" - George W. Bush PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

The Beatles, Paramore, Justin Timberlake, U2, Christina Aguilera, Cartel, Maroon 5, Timbaland, OneRepublic, Rihanna, Gym Class Heroes, Kanye West, Michael Jackson (80's), Pink, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Lopez, Fergie, Nelly Furtado, Yellowcard, Aly & AJ, Mariah Carey, T-Pain, Angels and Airwaves, Michael Buble, Paula DeAnda...

Movies:

L.A. Confidential, 3:10 To Yuma, Crash, Pride and Prejudice, Team America: World Police, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Memento, Knocked Up, The Lives of Others, Shawn Of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Fight Club, Paris J'Taime, Becoming Jane, Eastern, Promises, The Devil Wears Prada, American Beauty, The Departed, Seven, American History X, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sense and Sensibility, Jerry Maguire, The Pianist, The Shining, Requiem for a Dream, Forest Gump, All About Eve, Casablanca, Rebecca, Rear Window, Back to the Future, Harry Potter movies, V for Vendetta, Little Miss Sunshine, Wedding Crashers, Zoolander, Gone With the Wind, Casino Royale, Big Fish, Chicago, Finding Neverland, Zodiac, ET... Broadway shows: RENT, Wicked, Hairspray, Avenue Q, The Boy from Oz, Miss Saigon, The Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables

Television:

Sex and the City, 24, LOST, Entourage, Real Time with Bill Maher, Damages, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Brothers and Sisters, Nip/Tuck, So You Think You Can Dance?

Books:

The Historian, Harry Potter books, Dante's Inferno, Jane Austen novels, The Count of Monte Cristo...

Heroes:

My parents - my dad was a 24 yr old German who came to the US with less than $1000 in his pocket. He now is a PhD and renowned marketing professor and researcher at ASU. He's basically a genious! My mom is a successful, intelligent attorney. They were strict, but that was a good thing, I realize now. I am lucky to have them as parents.

My Blog

"Alive Day" documentary on HBO

..> I watched "Alive Day Memories: Home From Iraq" on HBO tonight. Wow. I have always had nothing but respect for men and women who have fought or are fighting for this country. But I am 100000% ag...
Posted by Becca on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST

A grammar lesson: READ

Okay, so I am very tired of seeing people who type and use incorrect grammar and incorrect English on myspace, email or texts!!! I decided to post a blog to teach all of you how to use a few simple wo...
Posted by Becca on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:49:00 PST

A fake profile stealing my pics!

I guess I have been copied!!! Request to be friends with this loser and tell him/her they are lame for stealing my pics!!! http://www.myspace.com/bettyyyyyy
Posted by Becca on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST