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Magnus

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About Me

***********************************************************W ell, I guess I would say that I'm a really good friend that you just haven't met yet!!! ~~~~~~~~~PLEASE PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M A CHEESY BASTARD AFTER YOU'VE READ THE BELOW.~~~~~~~~~~~Things dear to me:~~~~~~~~Friends, Family, Memories, Love, A Well Told Joke, Laughing Till I Fart, Patient People, Wicked Stories, Trying New Food, Staying Healthy (Yeah Right), Music & Images That Move Me, Learning Something New Every Day, Respecting My Elders, Being Honest, Good Taste, Retail Therapy, Giving & Taking Advice, Sex, Good Sex, Better Sex, MORE SEX, History, The Buzz I Get From Helping, Being A Doer Aswell A Thinker, Nature, Postive Vibes, Not Wasting Anything, And Last But Not Least...............................Wait For It......."Making The Most With The Time I've Been Given" !!!~~~~~~~~~~NOW THE MORE REALISTIC ME !~~~~~~~~~PARTIES !!! PARTIES !!! PARTIES !!! SHIT, I NEARLY FORGOT TO MENTION PARTIES !!! MAKING SHIT MUSIC ON MY PC, SPENDING MONEY I AIN'T GOT ON FUCKED UP WEEKENDS, ORGANIZING PHAT NIGHTS OUT, BEING CILLA AND SETTING MY MATES UP EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T WANNA BE, LAZY SUNDAYS, TAKING THE PISS, PRACTICAL JOKES, PISSING PEOPLE OFF BIG TIME WITH MY DIGITAL CAMERA AND THE NET................AH THE FUN I'VE HAD, MOANING ABOUT THE CONGESTION CHARGE, CALLING OUT FOR PIZZA COS I CAN'T BE FUCKED TO COOK, GETTING COLD FEET, BEING AN OVERLY FUSSY GIT, BAILEY'S ICE CREAM, INDIAN MEALS, THAT FIRST COLD PINT WHEN YOU'VE GOT A BEER THIRST ON, KEEPNG MY SHIT TIDY, DOING VIDEO EDITS OF PROMOS FOR MATE'S BANDS, WASTING TIME ONLINE, BLAH BLAH BLAH !
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.. width="425" height="350" ..People, History, Nature, Music, Travel, Organizing things, Laughing, Food, Drink, Magic, Monkeys, Making Music, Computers, Parties, Practical jokes, Photography, Nights out, Nights in.......................................................... ..........Life !!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

CHAVS!!! WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR REEBOK CLASSICS & BURBERRY BASEBALL CAPS, YA GET ME!!! No really, I don't really care, as long as you're cool and don't live in the Bates motel I'll be more than happy to chat shit with you.................................................!

Music:

I could be really anal at this point and give a stupidly long list of artists/bands, some that are probably too cool to have even been heard of! But I wont, cos I'm not a twat! I love all sorts of music (grown up with it all my life cos of the old man who's a Jazz musician). Be it Rock, Rap, Funk or even the theme tune to Dallas!!! I'll give it a go. If it's well written and well prefomed, it'll get my full attention. But I do put my foot down when it comes to manufactured bands. Ain't no "S Club shite" in Mag's record collection!!!

Movies:

Star Wars, LOTR, Smokey & The Bandit, The Lost Boys, All The James Bond Films, Big Lebowski, Platoon, The great out doors, Kids, Romper Stomper, The Vikings, Sexy Beast, Scum, No Limits, Interview With The Vampire, CHOPPER, etc etc etc.... The list is bloody endless ! So enough already... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

The Leauge of Gentlemen, You've Been Framed, Channel 5 porn (always a winner), The Muppet Show, The Ozbournes, BORAT, Scrap Yard Challenge, Olly's Ox Tales, Nature Docs, Bag Puss, Only Fools And Horses, Carry On Laughing, Big Brother, yes I'm that sad, last year was wicked !!!!! Shnizzle Me Nizzle SLICK !!!

Books:

LOTR, Anne Rice, James Herburt.

Heroes:

NOT JIMMY NAIL!!! But My folks ! Good people, and those who stand up for what they believe in !..