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About Me

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very own MySpace Layouts Just moved back to California from New Zealand. I enjoy frying eggs on car roofs, extreme chess and reading books while abseiling large buildings.
but that doesn't mean i can't drink you under the table.
And by drink you under the table i dont mean beer. We have a nickname for beer and it's called BITCH WATER.
I'm usually half naked, i love going to shows, taking off my shirt and tearing shit up.
If for some reason i have pants on they'll always be DIESEL 's or SEVENS.
No im not gay, that would be a big disappointment to the female population.
I love blondes, cheerleaders, vollyball players, soccer players, girls with lip piercings, but most of all PETITE girls.... i wont get into why.
I'm single, but i would love to have a girlfriend.
But im completely content with how my weekends turnout, so im not looking to jump into any relationships until i find a great one.
I can unbutton pants with my teeth
Ladies, you probably shouldn't even talk to me. You can't handle me, i'm not the type of guy you can bring home to your parents. Chances are ill stand on the table and smack your dad in the face with my fAckin cAck.
Jealous ass bitches get fucked by the posse.
Ill keep adding shit as i think of it =]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm tired of the same types of women all the time. I want someone new, a girl i don't get bored with after talking to for 30 minutes. A girl that i can't use the same old lines and techniques on. A girl that has a personality of her own, and not a personality that her friends, and everyone else wants her to have. I want a girl with her own oppinions, a girl who will challenge mine. And girls, just because you're gorgeous doesn't mean you're wanted. Take a look around, there are gorgeous girls EVERYWHERE. I can walk into any mall, at any time and see countless beautiful women. Impress me with something new, something fresh and exciting.

Music:

AC/DC, Rammstein, Olender, Tom Petty, The Pixies, The Cranberries, Rage Against the Machine, The Off Spring, Godsmack, Radiohead, Hot Hot Heat, Sex Pistols, Sublime, Basement Jaxx, Beastie Boys, Collective Soul, David Bowie, Garbage, Modest Mouse, Greenday

Movies:

Fight club, the hunt for red october, hannibal, Anchorman, Gone in 60 Seconds, Motorcycle Diaries, Zoolander, Oceans Eleven, Snatch, Saw, Meet The Parents, American History X, The Full Monty, The Terminal, School of Rock, Royal Tenenbaums, Blow, the Italian Job, Office space

Television:

Criminal Intent, CSI, The Young Ones, Absolutely Fabulous, The Ali G Show, Sopranos, The Family Guy, King of the Hill, Scrubs, Simpsons, Murder She Wrote

Heroes:

Winston Churchill, Andrey Kolmogorov, Mahatma Gandhi, Emmanuel Goldstein, Dalai Lama..

My Blog

Cross posting

As some of you (special) people may know, I actually have two blogs, yes that is right, two blogs. One on myspace, and one totally top secret one on google. I have decided to start cross posting some ...
Posted by Steven on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:02:00 PST

My sunday walkabout

There comes a time in every aboriginal adolescents life when the calling of the dreamtime beckons, and they must go on a walkabout, to find out, what its all about. After much random though...
Posted by Steven on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:03:00 PST

Birthday present

So, a good friend gave me an awesome trip this coming weekend, I will be going to Portland on friday, Seatle on saturday, and Vancouver(canada not WA) on sunday, then back to San Fran.Anyone in those ...
Posted by Steven on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:50:00 PST

My eyes are open

I have gone along with my life over the past year with my eyes closed. I realized this over the last week, my car wrecked, using public transportation, working 9-5 at a corporate job. It really star...
Posted by Steven on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:17:00 PST

I just saved you, you little bastard!

So these two squirrels were fighting in the tree outside of my office while I was having a cigarette. Making a big racket and distracting me from my homework. Probably fighting to the death; squ...
Posted by Steven on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST

Women

GAH! Why cant women understand me? I dont play games, I am who I say I am, and when I say I just want to be friends.. how is that so fucking hard to understand!!!!
Posted by Steven on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

I am a role model for kids.

The other night I was eating some recycled meat at Burger King when a woman and her little boy walked in. The woman was overweight and looked like she had had a long day and just wanted to flop into b...
Posted by Steven on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

New me.

I'm me, something everyone else can only dream of. I'm a 23 year old Irish/English god with ambitions of world domination. I live my life by a few simple rules: 1. Have fun every day. 2. D...
Posted by Steven on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:34:00 PST

Changes..

The funny thing was, I moved back to New Zealand expecting a lot of changes, and that has happened, just not the changes I expected. I have become stronger and more free than I have ever been before.I...
Posted by Steven on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST

My Creed

I make no excuses for my desires as a man.I move through this world without apology.I like to satisfy women.I don't need any particular woman, I am not needy.Women are abundant.I do not supplicate to ...
Posted by Steven on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:49:00 PST