ViperFish - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I know all the words to "It's the End of the World as We Know It", and I can whistle at such a high frequency that only cats can hear it. Oh and once I convinced a bunch of folks that I got my ovaries in the mail, and had to put them in myself 'cause tech support wouldn't answer my calls.

My Interests

I like Zombies,spiders, unicorns, kittens, stuff I find in puddles, cigarettes, coffee, or any combination of these.

I'd like to meet:

I would really liked to have met Salvador Dahli. I just want to know, was he really that weird? I'm sure he was, but wouldn't it be great if he'd been faking it?

Music:

MSI, Junior-Senior, Prodigy, Mr.Bungle, Cowboy Mouth, the Muppets, Nickle Creek, Squirrel Nut Zippers, My Chemical Romance, Electric Six, Adrea Bocceli, any and all things Sondheim, John Williams, James Horner, Yitzac Pearlman, Danny Elfman, Blues Traveler, Jason Mraz, Guster, Green Day, some Maroon 5, Stevie Wonder, Dvorak and Dixie Land in general

Movies:

Most of the movies I like are things you and your friends probably had to watch twice. Oh and the Rocky and Bullwinkle Movie

Television:

Rocky and Bullwinkle, Full Metal Alchemist, foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Xaolin Showdown, Lost, Drew Carey, Whose Line is it Anyway, the Boondocks, Family Guy, Furturama, the Croccodile Hunter, and most of the old Nicktoons ( not this new shit)

Books:

Horror novels that cost less than $7, The Island of Dr. Moreau, Lord of the Flies, all things Lemony Snicket, and just the covers of Smut Novels

Heroes:

M. Night Shyamalan, Mike Mignola, Bill Plympton, Lisa Frank, Johannes Kepler, Ellen Degeneres, Jim Henson, Francis Bacon( the painter, not the poet), and Mr.Pants

My Blog

Some more God talk

Hooooooboy. I know I make a lot of big talk on being tolerant. To many, this sounds like I think you should like everybody and that, in turn, everybody will like you. NOooooonononono. I'm all about ...
Posted by ViperFish on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

Creamer with that?

So this whole chest cold thing is totally for the freakin' birds, man. It never fucking fails. I get a job, I get bron-fucking-chitis. I'm sure I deserve it for all my evil doings here in the world of...
Posted by ViperFish on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:20:00 PST

Lame Gag

For the very first time in a very long time, my life is good. This bizarre circumstance was generated and fueled by shit actually going the way it's supposed to, for a change. I think it's been four w...
Posted by ViperFish on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:12:00 PST

Takin Down Ms. Frank

Time again for my yearly update! Things trudge along as they are supposed to, I suppose. I have managed to reach the top of one shit-ladder only to find a few new ones branching out in new directions....
Posted by ViperFish on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:50:00 PST

Climbing Roses (today is beautiful sometimes)

Deposit one penny in the bank every day that you actually do what you set out to. It's nothing, just a penny. Then deposit a nickle in the bank everytime you do something you weren't sure you could do...
Posted by ViperFish on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:32:00 PST

really llllooooonnnnggg entry

So let me give folks the real skinny on what's been goin' on here. The job at Michael's is getting bigger and better every time I go there. Lot's of projects lot's of of chances for learning and ma...
Posted by ViperFish on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

I feel like a Coelacanth

All around me, and by me,( and mostly far away from me) progress is being made in all directions. When I compare my personal results with those whome I love sooo much I can easily feel like I've been ...
Posted by ViperFish on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:39:00 PST

Grinding the cherry flavored Axe

One of the most important things I've learned is to become comfortable with paradox. I wasn't always okay with the fact that every yin has a yang and would make oh so so so furious. Because of this, I...
Posted by ViperFish on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST

Too much Cough Syrup

How much should we be willing to change for a person we want, and if we have to change at all, how can that be the person we belong with. Genetics, environment and whatever your God is; all of these t...
Posted by ViperFish on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:44:00 PST

Oh great mystery of life

Maybe it's that as you grow older, wondering what exactly is going on all the time starts to wear you out. Maybe eventually you finally want to settle on what it is you really believe, and that the be...
Posted by ViperFish on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:46:00 PST