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dumber wang

I am here for Friends

About Me


WE'RE GOIN' DOWN BUDDY.

My Interests

Just douching.

I'd like to meet:

barf

Music:

Wild as shit!

Movies:

Brick.
Eternal Sunshine.
Fear and Loathing.
Eagle vs. Shark.

Books:

Cosmology and Culinary.

Heroes:

Patty Pants.

...and no one else

My Blog

Jameson (R)

Irish whiskey tastes like I’m 15.Hey, I feel better already!
Posted by dumber wang on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:39:00 PST

supar christ wrastle

tonight i came home for the holiday.  drew conviced me to hang with him and get all shitty.  it was a tough decision.  actually, in my old man stage... it was. drinking games. &nbs...
Posted by dumber wang on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:55:00 PST

into the subconscious

Last night.I was at a football game with my friend DJ.  At halftime they played "keepin it lazy" and everyone was like "play it again!" and they did, and we we're super stoked.  Then i go do...
Posted by dumber wang on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:12:00 PST

bigger and better.

i've applied to go back to school in the spring.  i can't believe i had to apply.  if i don't get in, i'm gonna choke some bitches in admissions.yup.everyone, listen to Tera Melos.  Cat...
Posted by dumber wang on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:31:00 PST

What no applause?

Today, I'm not going to have a drink.I think that, though I may be wrong, I haven't gone a day without at least one alcoholic beverage since the spring.  Yeah, right?and no applause is necessary ...
Posted by dumber wang on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:18:00 PST

hate

fuckin shit man. fuckin shit.  anyway...robo.saur lays the heaviest jams.  period.back to my first point.today otherwise sucks.
Posted by dumber wang on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

Bitchees and hairspray

you think you're hot?  ou think doodes are into you?  shut up!they don't wan't it. just have a good time.we'd  all go running back to a sure thing if the score is all doodes wanted.&nbs...
Posted by dumber wang on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST

black and white

    As i stated earlier in the week, "i have spent 100 dollars in worse ways," and tonight was a perfect example.  Today i bought a fourty dollar tie, goodammmn!.  i'll make t...
Posted by dumber wang on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

yeah, its over

Truth has been found through your old lies.And all the loose ends have been tied.Too bad the skeletons have spoke.goodnight.
Posted by dumber wang on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:15:00 PST

Excessiveness is the new pink.

And this season, self-destructive behaiour is the must-have accessory! Weekend long binge drinking is a must! If you have quit any bad habits over this past year, now is the time to go back and pick t...
Posted by dumber wang on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:54:00 PST