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oLOVEia

"Not all those who wander are lost..."

About Me

I like walking in grass barefoot. I like pulling people's elbow skin. I like waxing philosophical over a bottle of wine. I like mosh pits. I like public transportation. I like pearl farms on stilts. I like airplane food. I like when my dad talks about midget tossing. I like ruthless tubing, jello shots, jet skiing, Ultimate Kings Cup, Dance Offs, and being in Ferg's Fan Club. I like the potato salad at Sausage Deli. I like Ashley's parents' couch nook. I like my Fraternity Reunions. I like rainsticks. I like when Google decorates its letters. I like waking up in the morning and realizing I have 1 more hour to sleep. I like other peoples' stories. I like bowling and cheap beer. I like outdoor photography exhibits. I like picking scabs, popping blemishes, and peeling sunburns. I like riding rollercoasters on E. I like getting of the ski lift on a board in between 2 skiiers. I like cranberry juice. I like using exact change. I like songs that bring back memories. I like wearing flowers in my hair. I like beer pong (and I know who has the BEST table). I like popping bubble wrap. I like picking my nose. I like Kells and all the fabulous Shirts. I like dancing on boxes. I like room service.I hate eating in the car. I hate the process of taking showers. I hate fruit, it's pointless. I hate when people open straws wrong. I hate when people talk about the obvious (like weather). I hate the squirly metal brush thing they use at the dentist. I hate using black pens. I hate wind. I hate running (unless it's toward the ocean). I hate people that don't fit right in their skin. I hate getting arrested on jet skis.I LOVE sour cream and cheese.

My Interests

Travel, I'll go anywhere, anytime, anyhow, listening to new cds and reading travel books at Barnes and Noble for 3 hours without ever actually buying anything, Skydiving over the Swiss Alps, Going to Seattle for the weekend and not stepping out of ONE bar the ENTIRE time (I love you KELLS!), Canyoning in the depths of Interlaken, Hiking Cinque Terre, The Diehards!, Wine tasting in Tuscany, Bootyshaking go go dancing anywhere, anytime, shrooming at the zoo in Amsterdam with my best friends in the world, going to 3 different restaurants to get one complete meal (mmmm....eegees fries!), watching peacocks court eachother, bar hopping in San Sebastian, Bike tours, Scuba diving, Beer pong, Kings cup, Nicos late night chips, cheese, and sour cream, One Creppy Hill with my polar opposite roomie, red bull nights with my kindred PMer Miss Trixie, the amazing gay mofia who offered me $100 a month to move to LA, kokology, Champagne in Vegas, rollerblading, Italian food, fancy dinners that end with vino teeth and shots at a dive bar, Sam's deck in Koh Phangna, Tracey the Monkey, really long bus rides through country sides I will never see again with a good book, an ipod, and a local beer, and The Ping Pong Show in Patpong. I am a better person for all the places below and everyone I met along the way....

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I'd like to meet:

My Laminated List: Billy Joe Armstrong, Brandon Boyd, Jared Leto, Jake Killroy, Dr. House. You get one reality star too....Criss Angel, MindFreak. Done and done.

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Music:

This is a conversation that deserves a nice bottle of wine and a couple hours to exchange concert stories.... Absolutley ANY LIVE CONCERT, biggest GREEN DAY fan since 7th grade (I love you Billy Joe, you are number ONE on my laminated list!), Mr. Cash always and forever, Sugarcult!!!, Incubus (Go Trojans!), No Doubt, Campfire kumbaya songs fueled by beer and extreme sports, 30 Seconds to Mars (Jordan Catalano forever), Maroon 5, She Wants Revenge, HOOTIE, Dave back in the day to help me come down, Progressive House (It's a fine day...Trav!), Melissa Ethridge, TESORO, Tracey Chapman (on repeat, apparently she told us what to do while shrooming in Koh Phangna, we listened), The Strokes, Cher Impersonators at Gay Pride, Garth Brooks Live Greatest Hits, Michael Jackson (back when he was the molestee not the molester), Madonna, Blink, +44, The Stills, Every single 80's hair band (Axl!!!), NKOTB hee hee, Aphrodite, Donald Glaude, Tim Mgraw Live Like You Were Dying, my Euro Mix, anything that makes me dance!!!! AND of course, Making the Band 3!!! Ohh la la la la...

Movies:

Curb Your Enthusiasm (I know it's not technically a movie but, few of you know this, Larry David is actually my crazy, Jewish long-lost Uncle whom I absolutely adore. Therefore, I have been known to rent an ENTIRE season of Curb, consume massive amounts of wine and mexican food, and go into hybernation for days with good ol Lar Bear!), My Graduation Video procurred by the fabulous Casaundra Brown, Its a Wonderful Life, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hotel (it's artsy porn), I don't want to say it but Napoleon Dynamite, that one with Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz, I'm obviously not much of a movie person, I talk too much. Just saw THE best movie....I Heart Huckabees. Fuckin Flawless.

Television:

LOST. It's better than ANY movie I've ever seen. I watch the DVD's, marathon style, so DO NOT talk to me about this season. Sawyer, I love you. I live for Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Will and Grace is my future and My So Called Life is my past. House. Done and Done. Oh wait...NEW FAV. Making the Band 3. Drama, Diddy, and hot girls prancing...what else do you need? Well, I need ONE more thing in this life of mine....America's Next Top Model marathons on VH1 with my roomates. Can't get ANY better! Oh,but you can. Project Runway...THE most creative show on television, also marathon style.

Books:

Tucker Max. Earth from Above, Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs (I heart you Chuck), Sun and Moon Signs, Why do Men Have Nipples (my copy's out there somewhere, roaming the Thai country side on a dilapidated bus. tear.), The Secret Language of Relationships, Names, The Catcher in the Rye, Angels & Demons, The Divinci Code, Hanging out in Europe, Let's Go, Frommers anything, do scrapbooks count? I mean you look at rad pictures and listen to fabulous stories... so it's like reading when you were a kid!

Heroes:

Cory Fuckin Sullivan (Go Rockies!). The only person who has successfully beaten me at my own game. I smacked the top of his beer bottle expecting foam to shoot forcefully into his mouth so I could guffaw with glee but he swiftly re-directed the spewing head RIGHT INTO MY EYE. It was beautiful.Michael Jordan.And the guy that invented those tall, inflated, man-looking, brightly-colored, tubular things that blow in the wind outside of old school cell phone/pager stores. You know the ones. They are usually green or purple or yellow and they look like they're dancing and you have no idea what purpose they could possibly serve. Well, they have a purpose. They make me insanely happy. Even their little faux fingers dance!

My Blog

Zorbing in Interlaken!!!

Me, Travee, a very nervous Sabra, and Crazy Texas Matt decided to drink a bottle of wine...each.....and roll down a ski slope in Switzerland in a giant plastic bubble. What? It was fabulous. Here's my...
Posted by Beachlivia on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:34:00 PST

GREECE, ITALY, and SWITZERLAND~ Summer 2006!!!

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Posted by Beachlivia on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST

My Booty Booty Booty, Rockin Everywhere Birthday!!!

Thank you to all my fabulous friends for giving me the BEST, most multi-cultural birthday EVER!  Pirates, Ninjas, Luaus, Fiestas, Girls Gone Wild galore!!! Thanks Bear!  An...
Posted by Beachlivia on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST

Ashlita and The Muscle do the Ol Pueblo!!!

Happy St. Patty's Day....Ash and Russ stuck in HELL while we waited (slash drank green beer) patiently at Frog... Meanwhile....SCOTTISH Bag Pipers lurking outside Frog....  Trav and Trix......
Posted by Beachlivia on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:39:00 PST

Slutoween 2005!!!

Happy Slutoween in the Ol'Pueblo!!! Santa doesn't like Bad Bunnies.... Bunny, be good in front of Heff I miiiggght be getting drunk... Got there. The Martini costume's not awkward at all.... Ain...
Posted by Beachlivia on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:26:00 PST

LA WEEKEND FOR SARAH AND ASHLEY'S BDAYS!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ASHLEY SATURDAY!!! ...
Posted by Beachlivia on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:34:00 PST

PHOTOS FROM LA AND SAN DIEGO! (BECAUSE ASHLEY RULES)

HERE ARE SOME PICS. FROM OLIVIA'S BDAY WEEKEND... ENJOY! Out in LA, El Guapo,Fubar and Snakepit... olivia flashed her boobs and got us these shots... The Gay Mafia made an appearance... So...
Posted by Beachlivia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MEMORIAL DAY PICTURES!!!

HERE ARE SOME PICS FROM MY AWESOME WEEKEND IN ARIZONA! This was our amazing map to Lake Roosevelt... basically, you "pass gigantic lake, and turn at not so gigantic lake, it's a cant miss!".... oh...
Posted by Beachlivia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The tragic end of Fi Fi Land

Okay, so most children have imaginary friends. I, on the other, more creative hand, had an imaginary land. Fi Fi Land. Oh, it was beautiful. I would sit outside and conjure it up in my head for ho...
Posted by Beachlivia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST