Lasagna used to kiss my ass |
You know, it's great not having a job anymore. (Wait, no more paychecks?) I mean think of all the free time I'll have now! (Oh my God, I'm so poor!) Plus I won't have to deal with all thos...
Posted by I See You on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:56:00 PST |
Lasagna can kiss my ass |
There is nothing in the world I would rather do than be elbow deep in someone else's leftovers. I feel so comforted by the fact that I am in intimate contact with the plates, bowls, glasses, sil...
Posted by I See You on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:35:00 PST |
Let's kill ourselves! |
Every 40 seconds, someone kills themself. Every 3 seconds someone attempts to kill themself. This means that only about 1 in 13 people are successful at ending their own life. Person...
Posted by I See You on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:20:00 PST |
Impressions |
A few impressions I think I could pull off...
"Jim Carrey with Botox"
"Robin Williams with a spinal cord injury"
"Robert DeNiro in a coma"
"Keanu Reeves"
Posted by I See You on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:48:00 PST |
Minding my business |
Overheard on campus...
Person 1: ...it's okay though, because no bodily fluids were transfered.Person 2: Oh good, so it wasn't technically illegal...
Have a nice day!...
Posted by I See You on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:29:00 PST |
