My interests aren't that interesting. IF they were, they would be YOUR interests. Most of you are boring, hence not interesting.
Roughly .005% of the general population. Trust me, I've done the math.
If it's on the radio, it sucks.
Movies with NO twist at the end.
Seinfeld. South Park. Football (real football, not the American mind control implement).
Non-fiction because the truth is stranger.
Heroes are for the weak. Gyros are for the hungry. MMMMMMM Gyros. X-tra meat and feta please!