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KAW

Even when I pass you all you see is ice. You freeze up from the breeze I leave; I'm cool like that

About Me

I'm pretty rude, all of the time. I hate everybody. I'm obsessed with Amber Frey and have stalked her. I freak out when people touch me, probably cuz I was beat as a child. Sippin Rossi out of my superman cup makes me happy. I like needles, they play a huge role in my life. I wake up every morning and wish death upon all. I pee on my neighbors doorstep, and my friends pee on cars. Is that weird? I love gay people. I have an addictive personality and can't get enough lotion. Saturate me. Midgets hella scare me, and I am so glad I'm normal height. I'm pretty much a dude, just with boobs...not girlie at all. I like to talk about Clarice, Ripsi and Amba, boners, diapers and meat curtains. I make fun of people with my friends. I hate bitches, but I love mine. Please don't try to fade my NiNJA skills. You will get burned. I tend to keep it real, and I tell it like it is. I will put you on blast if I feel like it, and I will call you on all of your LIES. I will make you look dumber than you [already] do. With that said, get at me at ur own risk.
Most people don't like my harsh personality. If you are too sensitive to handle it [B00-H00], then peace out. If you want to talk shit about me, go right on ahead. I'm waiting.... But please, always try to do it to my face. Just see what happens.
Now back off my page... cuz you don't know me, and you won't learn anything about me from here. But to be totally honest, you probably don't want to learn anything about me, because things tend to get weird in my world. Everybody calls me satan, and I'm fine with that...

My Interests

xXMY MAiN BiTCHXx
xXBF/STRiPPER/TEASE/DOWN ASS BiTCHXx
xXMY JOLLY GREEN GiANTXx


MY FAVORiTE HALF NAKED ASiAN GiRL iN THE WHOLE WiDE WORLD









I'd like to meet:

Nobody. Leave me the fuck alone. Don't you get it?? Shit!

Music:

**Mariah**, D12, Beasties, Death Cab 4 Cutie, Lovemakers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Hall & Oates, New Order, Ramones, Outkast, Christina, Mystical (DAMN he's hella MIA, huh? sux....), Sublime, Celly Cell, Aerosmith, Luda, No Doubt, Dre, Keak, Em, Bob, JT, Princess Superstar, Lovage, DROACH (She FUCKED ME like a PORNO QuEEn, scraped tha plate & licKed it CLEAN!) QuEEn, Gwen, OLD Alanis Morisette (jagged little pill status...) Prince, Michael Jackson, Krokus, Judas Priest, Steppenwolf, Meat Puppets, Maroon 5, Oasis, Foo Fighters, Everclear, OffsPRiNG, Boy George, Elton JoHn, 2Pac, BEP, DMX, ReS, Hole, Avril, 2short, PoE, Gorillaz, Method Man... Just about anyything really, minus the country. ew.

Movies:

Napolean Dynamite, U-Turn... Spun... Seven... Stuart Lil, Grease...Kill Bill 1&2, Jackie Brown, Girl Interrputed, Requiem 4 a Dream, U-571, Colors...Shrek 2 HOLY SHIT! Puss in Boots is HOT...Devil's Rejects & House of 1000 Corpses, SAW 1&2... those movies are off the fuckin hook tho...

Television:

NUNYA...

Books:

I read your fuckin mind, nigga...

Heroes:

Yo momma... or my momma for that matter--that's hella old. my mom just died and I realize she wasn't my hero at all. So now my new hero is Ripsi....wearing a diaper over her meat curtains.

My Blog

im sooooo sad...........

    im bout ready to kill myself. amba is having a christmas "get together" at her spa, and I wont be able to attend because its soooooooooooo far away.there are so many things I would ...
Posted by KAW on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:08:00 PST

man...............

    dezo, egg...wtf did we do on saturday?  When we talk about missions, we talk about stupid ass shit. we sure the fuck did a REAL LIVE cold cut trio mission when we stole an ambu...
Posted by KAW on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST

fuck this weekend...

we didn't even do anything hardcore... that's the good part. BUT we did:Create new alter egos-- We got Pastrami, Roast Beef & Bacon Bits, aka the Cold Cut trio. We run shit here in the bay, don't ...
Posted by KAW on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:40:00 PST

Livin life on the edge

Desiree and I are bout to start livin life on the EDGE.  Get our THRILL on...   We are going to do the following things to ensure that we have lived life to the fullest. 1-Drive to LA, go ...
Posted by KAW on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

You know ur from the bay/SF when...

I found these really fucking funny...I am from the bay area, NOT SF... however, I understood more of the SF jokes and found them wayyy more funny than the bay area ones... I think the bay area ones ar...
Posted by KAW on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:40:00 PST

Our sunday's are off the CHAiNNN!!!!

so yesterday, michelle and I had a good day.  We went CRAZY! She came over to my house, so I could go WITH HER to get her nails done.  Her 1st pro pedicure EVA!  Her facial expression...
Posted by KAW on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:02:00 PST

Vomit+Tits & Ass+Satanic+Kiwi=????!

the past few days have been fucking insane... Since I can't sleep worth a damn (thank GOD I don't have to work tomorrow) I decided to post a blog. On thursday, I found out the HARD way that I was al...
Posted by KAW on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:27:00 PST

MICHELLE AND HER SUPER HUMAN POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Ok, so one time there was this group of girls... Yvonne, Dezo & Monique & Sabrina.  They were the best of friends and did everything together.  Excluding sex with eachother....
Posted by KAW on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:22:00 PST

Dude, what the fuck?

This weekend was SOOO bootsie, it's not even funny!!!!  Why the fuck did half of east Oakland invade our lil kick it spot?  WHY??  We always go to scobies because it's NOT like that... ...
Posted by KAW on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

These past 2 weekends... have been.... ummmmm

So well um... last weekend and this weekend will be remembered for a while now.  And really, the only thing that was even GOOD was that yvonne came down to visit. Im just gonna list shit... cuz ...
Posted by KAW on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:16:00 PST