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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: RHYMES WITH DICK!
Birthday: SEPTEMBER 18th.......better buy me something now bitch (curiosity killed the survey)
Birthplace: the hopsicle
Current Location: i live in the penthouse suite of the shittiest apt. complex in san leandro.......you're soooo fuckin jealous how do you sleep at night?
Eye Color: imagine if shit had grass stains.....it looks something like that (in circular form)
Hair Color: pretty
Height: FUCK YOU!
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty.....but i turn the pages of the hustler with my left.......soo hmmm? tough question
Your Heritage: dago with a splash of chink
The Shoes You Wore Today: SHOES!? FUCK SHOES! and fuck you too for asking......that shits personal
Your Weakness: homo love.....gets me every time
Your Fears: succsesfully sneezing with my eyes open
Your Perfect Pizza: no fuckin around cause im a pizza nazi......hand tossed by a fat fuck dago piece of shit and spit on by his mother for authenticity in the smallest hole in the wall joint in philly (bitch better have a mustache too!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: fake tits and a plastic vagina
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what the fuck is an instant messanger
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck......i'm still alive
Your Best Physical Feature: the extra skin i have from being fat when i was a kid
Your Bedtime: dude what!? we still have those?
Your Most Missed Memory: i've had 8 concussions.......i miss a lot of my memories
Pepsi or Coke: yellow
MacDonalds or Burger King: WHITE CASTLE SON!
Single or Group Dates: single........no witnesses if you wanna kill her for talking too much about her GODDAMN CAT!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: wait....sweetened or unsweetened?
Chocolate or Vanilla: one time i ate a flavored condom.........it was like rich belgium chocolate with a nice sensual latex after taste........oddly still better than diet soda and getting fucked in the ass
Cappuccino or Coffee: wait can i change my last answer?
Do you Smoke: FUCK SHIT PUSSY COCK ASSHOLE FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER SHIT HEAD ASSFUCK SHITFACE.........FUCK!
Do you Swear: .......honestly i'm gonna have to say no......no, i don't
Do you Sing: off key, horribly, and in public?............yes
Do you Shower Daily: HA! DO I?! 2 or 3 times daily...i was beat as a kid!
Have you Been in Love: maaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeee
Do you want to go to College: I WENT!....................for orientation and left
Do you want to get Married: to the same girl 5 times.......or guy who knows im too young to rule out any options at this point.......disclaimer to all homo's: (im not gay don't read into this it's only a joke........queer)
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in leprechauns and peter pan so i guess it's not too far fetched to believe in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: i was masturbating on a waterbed once and i had to take a dramamine to finish
Do you think you are Attractive: fat chicks and homos do.......and thats all that matters
Are you a Health Freak: im gonna masturbate with wheat grass just so i can answer 'yes' to this question
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, despite the multiple attempted murders
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if alex will hold me and hide my head in her boobs
Do you play an Instrument: FLUTE! c'mon? you get it? C'MON!?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what's with the past tense......SEAN, GET ME A BEER!
In the past month have you Smoked: sean hasn't lit me on fire since we were 15
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, but my mom used to smoke a bowl bfore she breast fed then id get fucked up while i was tearin up that titty
In the past month have you gone on a Date: HA! WITH ALEX'S MOM NO LESS!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i answered the door naked when the girl scouts came over to sell cookies.......i was later arrested......apprently thats illegal.....i say apparently thats bullshit!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hahahah......sounds like pussy
In the past month have you been on Stage: i'll take jesus suffers from chlamydia for 100, alex......DAILY DOUBLE! FUCK YEAH!
In the past month have you been Dumped: dude i just took a ruthless one!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i took 2 showers today.......to the point where the tub filled up.....that counts i think
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: READ THE QUOTE PUNK!
Ever been Drunk: refer back to 'alcohol in the last month' question
Ever been called a Tease: i pinched this guys ass in a bar and he called me a faggot.......thats's pretty close
Ever been Beaten up: i beat the shit out of my penis like i was stealing his lunch money!
Ever Shoplifted: no but alllllleeeeexxxxx did..........sinner
How do you want to Die: tomorrow......OH WAIT!......'how'......eating a slice of pizza getting a blowjob dipped in bronze for all eternity to appreciate......hopefully tomorrow
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: new jersey
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: boobs
Favourite Hair Color: boobs
Short or Long Hair: boobs
Height: boobs
Weight: not fat........and with boobs
Best Clothing Style: non existent
Number of Drugs I have taken: just the breast milk and the dramamine.......well and some neosporin after i was finished.....i guess that doesn't really count though...
Number of CDs I own: 4 1/2
Number of Piercings: does stigmata count as a piercing?
Number of Tattoos: everything but the wang
Number of things in my Past I Regret: doing this survey
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